New Song's For The Derby At The Swamp!

[Owain]

Where's your Quintuple gone?
Where's your Quintuple gone?

From last year:

Fergie was right,
The fans are shite.

(I'd suggest only singing that if we're winning or drawing)

That Park one on Wheelsey's thread is a must.

 

[BlueGeorge]

If the reds lose at Arsenal on tuesday:

To the tune of their take me home united road

United road, don't leave home,
you're not going to fucking Rome,
no quintuple, no quadruple,
fuck off fergie, get on the dole.

love it! im in scum end but beleive me il be singing this one.

 

[red 2 hats]

You pay your council tax to us it's True, it's True
It prooves that Manchester's not red it's Blue, it's Blue
Can't pay your debt, should talk to Frank
We've got a trillion in the bank
MCFC, takin over you

na,na,na,na,na,na, Takin over you.

Needs a lot of work, but would wind them up to f:<k.

 

[Cambridgeblue]

Who's the club in loads of debt?
The reds, the reds
Who's the club in loads of debt?
The reds, the reds!
You stupid twats, you cockney c*nts
You got your sums all back to front
Man United - Millions in the red.

 

[Scottyboi]

We dont need no consultations
we dont need no talks to frank
hey fergie leave the booze alone. pink floyd

needs some work lol

 

[born blue die blue]

If the reds lose at Arsenal on tuesday:

To the tune of their take me home united road

United road, don't leave home,
you're not going to fucking Rome,
no quintuple, no quadruple,
fuck off fergie, get on the dole.

class

 

[born blue die blue]

Cheer up Wayne Rooney
Oh what can it mean?
To a...granny shagging scouser
And a...Shite football team!

another great song

 

[jrb]

To the tune of, City's going down with a billion in the bank.

United's going bust with nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank.
They're going, bust, they're going bust, they're going bust...........
United's go bust with nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank.

 

[Albaby]

Extra verse for blue moon

You bafoons
the banks will call in their loans
You're pit of dreams to wall mart
and you'll call Turfmore your home

 

[ell]

To the tune of, City's going down with a billion in the bank.

United's going bust with nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank.
They're going, bust, they're going bust, they're going bust...........
United's go bust with nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank, nothing in the bank.

Owing a billion to the banks would be better imo