Nicola Sturgeon

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Have to admit, the news has stunned me!

I never even knew she was married, and to a bloke, too?

Jesus Christ, it's true what they say, 'there's somebody out there for everybody'

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Yes, he knew the very survival of the site depended upon my contribution. He’s smart. So am I, this reply alone with pay for a bag of cans.

Does he hold money back for your typos ;)

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Yes, he knew the very survival of the site depended upon my contribution. He’s smart. So am I, this reply alone with pay for a bag of cans.

Is this your latest tattoo?

 

[Thornliebank]

Have to admit, the news has stunned me!

I never even knew she was married, and to a bloke, too?

Jesus Christ, it's true what they say, 'there's somebody out there for everybody'

You don’t believe for one minute that it’s for real ?

 

[Magicpole]

Does he hold money back for your typos ;)

Typos don’t matter. On a par with waiting on a sloping deck to go down with the Titanic and worrying if you turned the lights off in your cabin.

 

[Magicpole]

Is this your latest tattoo?

No, but it soon will be.

 

[Magicpole]

Fucking Yes!! :)

 

[Bill Walker]

Have to admit, the news has stunned me!

I never even knew she was married, and to a bloke, too?

Jesus Christ, it's true what they say, 'there's somebody out there for everybody'

I would...

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I would...

Thanks. Just put me off my Weetabix.

Standards man, standards...

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Typos don’t matter. On a par with waiting on a sloping deck to go down with the Titanic and worrying if you turned the lights off in your cabin.

Have you seen the price of electricity these days?

 

[tommybooth]

Buried the cash in the garden.

 

[Koniec]

Have to admit, the news has stunned me!

I never even knew she was married, and to a bloke, too?

Jesus Christ, it's true what they say, 'there's somebody out there for everybody'

Grow up. It’s 2023.

 

[Magicpole]

Have you seen the price of electricity these days?

I think the electricity m prices in 1912 weee more competitive.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Typos don’t matter. On a par with waiting on a sloping deck to go down with the Titanic and worrying if you turned the lights off in your cabin.

Have you seen the price of electricity these days?

More likely had his valet deal with the turning off of the lights, just hope his hairdresser would have got on a lifeboat with him

 

[Magicpole]

More likely had his valet deal with the turning off of the lights, just hope his hairdresser would have got on a lifeboat with him

Attached at the hip.

 

[Magicpole]

More likely had his valet deal with the turning off of the lights, just hope his hairdresser would have got on a lifeboat with him

Have you ever seen those fish that swim along with Sharks and whales? It’s like that.

 

[Vic]

It is he, it is him, it is I.

Oh noblest of temperament is cast upon the rock of mockery and derision, through evil, not of her making, but of forces within her bedchamber that took that trust and in return, brought treachery most foul upon her house.

Now Jackal's surround, with intent to harm most extreme and who’s focus shall rest, not on the wicked who begat the tempest, but instead to one who failed, or perhaps refused, to see the darkness within his soul, as love makes blind to all mischief from those ensconced within the hearts of men, that can hath consequences edged with vengeful and destructive objectives, from those who wish annihilation of both reputation and soul.

Another one who's never read Shakespeare.

 

[freshie]

 

[Magicpole]

Another one who's never read Shakespeare.

I have read the Bard, funnily enough I can’t write like him. Although I’m starting a night class, so here’s hoping.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I have read the Bard, funnily enough I can’t write like him. Although I’m starting a night class, so here’s hoping.

Not surprised, where can you get a decent quill these days, stick to your crayons

PS how is the leg?