Normal Things You Can't Do

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

I used to work with a guy that couldn't swim. Nice guy. This fact was a bit of a joke between the rest of us in the team. Not in a nasty way, but the source of some piss taking.

After I'd left there and gone to work for myself, I got a call from one of my former colleagues saying he'd drowned in Menorca. He'd been in the sea, waist height, throwing a ball with a few mates, with his wife sat on the beach, and he'd lost his footing, panicked and a current had taken him out and he'd drowned. He was about 38, I reckon.

The funeral, which was in Christchurch, Dorset, was fucking horrendous. One if the pall-bearers was his brother, who I'd never previously met, but I knew straight away it was his sibling - I'll never forget the look on his face when he was carrying the coffin into the church. Truly awful.

People should try to at least learn the basics of swimming.

 

[mcmanus]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

Why?

I just don't float like other people.

It should be a life skill that everyone should learn. Could save your life one day. It's easy as well.

I've tried lad. For 4 years we had to go to lessons once a week at primary school I just can't float. Did a length of the pool once with arm bands but I didn't get a certificate as that's 'cheating'.

 

[dazdon]

Apparently I can't piss in the bowl and get it everywhere.

Which is just ridiculous ;-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

I used to work with a guy that couldn't swim. Nice guy. This fact was a bit of a joke between the rest of us in the team. Not in a nasty way, but the source of some piss taking.

After I'd left there and gone to work for myself, I got a call from one of my former colleagues saying he'd drowned in Menorca. He'd been in the sea, waist height, throwing a ball with a few mates, with his wife sat on the beach, and he'd lost his footing, panicked and a current had taken him out and he'd drowned. He was about 38, I reckon.

The funeral, which was in Christchurch, Dorset, was fucking horrendous. One if the pall-bearers was his brother, who I'd never previously met, but I knew straight away it was his sibling - I'll never forget the look on his face when he was carrying the coffin into the church. Truly awful.

People should try to at least learn the basics of swimming.

 

[Bovril]

Weird one this, I cannot go on any fairground attractions whatsoever because of Health and Safety ??? when I was a kid I done the lot, its not fear of the ride its in my head that the fuckwit didn't test the tort (spelling ??) of a certain nut therefore its gonna go wrong ??

 

[foetus]

Why?

I just don't float like other people.

It should be a life skill that everyone should learn. Could save your life one day. It's easy as well.

I've tried lad. For 4 years we had to go to lessons once a week at primary school I just can't float. Did a length of the pool once with arm bands but I didn't get a certificate as that's 'cheating'.

 

[Blue Is the Opposite of Blue]

stop raping

... It's 2014, for fuck's sake.

 

[Mayor West]

stop raping

... It's 2014, for fuck's sake.

What's that's got to do with anything??? Do you mean if the year ends in an even number he should be able resist the urge?

 

[kinkladz-ade]

stop raping

... It's 2014, for fuck's sake.

What's that's got to do with anything??? Do you mean if the year ends in an even number he should be able resist the urge?

I think he is saying that its not that popular these days. Kids are much more into pop music like Bieber and 1D

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

stop raping

Nob

I think he is more in to bum