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Normal Things You Can't Do
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Lick my elbow.
manchester blue said:Lick my elbow.
That isn't normal though is it.
gordondaviesmoustache
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It isn't?stony said:manchester blue said:Lick my elbow.
That isn't normal though is it.
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stony said:manchester blue said:Lick my elbow.
That isn't normal though is it.
So it's not just me? Thank fuck for that.
gordondaviesmoustache said:It isn't?stony said:manchester blue said:Lick my elbow.
That isn't normal though is it.
Well obviously it's normal for the aristocracy, because generations of inbreeding has left them double jointed but without chins.
I think it's normal in the Chinese state circus too.
I can't whistle.
Technically, I suppose, I can wrap a present - only not in a presentable manner.
I'd say that I throw darts "like a girl" (if I may be allowed to use that expression). On a related note, my mental arithmetic is very slow. (Mostly right but embarrassingly slow).
I haven't a note in my head and I dance like a drunk killing cockroaches.
On the other hand, I can spread my toes in exactly the same way as I can spread my fingers. I was astonished to learn, whilst on holiday last year (I'm in my forties), that this isn't a common, everyday ability.
Technically, I suppose, I can wrap a present - only not in a presentable manner.
I'd say that I throw darts "like a girl" (if I may be allowed to use that expression). On a related note, my mental arithmetic is very slow. (Mostly right but embarrassingly slow).
I haven't a note in my head and I dance like a drunk killing cockroaches.
On the other hand, I can spread my toes in exactly the same way as I can spread my fingers. I was astonished to learn, whilst on holiday last year (I'm in my forties), that this isn't a common, everyday ability.
I also can't swim
I can't move my little finger without the one next to it moving
When I try to move my big toe, all my other toes move with it.
My left hand is completely useless. No good when I have recently broken my right arm. Tried brushing my teeth using my left hand and poked myself in the eye.
I can't move my little finger without the one next to it moving
When I try to move my big toe, all my other toes move with it.
My left hand is completely useless. No good when I have recently broken my right arm. Tried brushing my teeth using my left hand and poked myself in the eye.
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mcfc_ms said:I also can't swim
I can't move my little finger without the one next to it moving
When I try to move my big toe, all my other toes move with it.
My left hand is completely useless. No good when I have recently broken my right arm. Tried brushing my teeth using my left hand and poked myself in the eye.
Me too plaster off Monday. Your left hand will become stronger. And I don't mean that. Even toilet cleaning routine I am good at now...
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I can't look at a United fan without giggling.