Normal Things You Can't Do

[Lavinda Past]

I can't touch a cotton wool ball

 

[foetus]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

 

[mcmanus]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

Why?

I just don't float like other people.

 

[billfromthehill]

stop raping

Nob

 

[papillon]

Could be here all night. Err, (something) dual piss?

-- Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:00 pm --


Now that is fucking weird!

I know i just have to leave the room

I also have your forked pissing problem, i think its called getting old

I thought it was just me. I call it the 'Red Arrows' piss as they just shoot off in 2 completely different directions and then maybe meet back in the middle for a daring crossover before shooting off at tangents again.

 

[foetus]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

Why?

I just don't float like other people.

It should be a life skill that everyone should learn. Could save your life one day. It's easy as well.

 

[malg]

For the life of me I just can't find anything funny about parody threads.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I can't touch a cotton wool ball

Lol my ex could not stand cotton wool used to pull it apart and stuff to wind him up - evil :><br /><br />-- Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:29 pm --<br /><br />

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

Yeah my mam was a good swimmer she won medals and stuff, all 6 of us could swim before we were walking properly!!

 

[Ste1969]

Order chips n gravy in a chippy down here in bristol.... as for asking for a barm forget it, southern twats.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Quite alarming the amount of people that can't swim.

Why?

I just don't float like other people.

It should be a life skill that everyone should learn. Could save your life one day. It's easy as well.

So could not walking down the canal bank....