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[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Either that of one of them funny sorts. You know, the ones with the weird hair.

This kind?

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's Landlady is not posting from behind a proxy nor a mobile account, she is posting from a domestic address (i.e. her house) and her IP is not registered as being used on this site before. I can also see her email address and it isn't similar to anybody on this forum.

And doubtless reading an interesting article in the New Scientist whilst she does so.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's Landlady is not posting from behind a proxy nor a mobile account, she is posting from a domestic address (i.e. her house) and her IP is not registered as being used on this site before. I can also see her email address and it isn't similar to anybody on this forum.

Okay Father. ;)

 

[Damocles]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I will go on record unequivocally to say that I nor any member of the mod team, is posting as Corky's Landlady. I don't know who it is but I'd know if it was one of us.

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Honestly, do you really see any of the highly refined and respectable ladies of the forum describe in detail being fettled from behind and having muck thrown up our backs ?

Really ??? Our sexual encounters are steamy, enchanted and rich with finesse ! We exude mystery and desire.We don't simply drop our silky drawers at the drop of a hat you know !!


I'm appalled !!

 

[Damocles]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Yep, refined, respectable, romantic shagging over a wheelie bin.

Chips and gravy optional.

 

[rushts]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Right, it's time to put up or shut up Corky's Landlady. You've been getting all the guys on here aroused for far too long with that sopping wet clopper. Time for a pic of yourself to show us what corky's been pumping full of man fat........

 

[Bill]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

its ok for you, I know who has posted this and whilst I am pmsl I am rather shocked that this poster could write such stuff. I think you will all be shocked should they reveal themselves. hope they don't just yet though.

 

[kaz7]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

its ok for you, I know who has posted this and whilst I am pmsl I am rather shocked that this poster could write such stuff. I think you will all be shocked should they reveal themselves. hope they don't just yet though.

Eccles?

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Right, it's time to put up or shut up Corky's Landlady. You've been getting all the guys on here aroused for far too long with that sopping wet clopper. Time for a pic of yourself to show us what corky's been pumping full of man fat........

Hang on a moment, I'll find one that shows me in a good light.