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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Misery? Out of one cellar, straight into another. RIP

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Murderer Alert. Corky hasn't been seen on this thread for days and yet his Landlady keeps posting.
I think she has done him in and is currently claiming his Giro. Ah well, go for it girl.

RIP Corky.

She's probably got him chained to the bed, sticking a 14" dildo up his arse at regular intervals shouting "3 fucking fingers. Take that you pervert!"

 

[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Once again I am giggling like a little schoolgirl here.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Once again I am giggling like a little schoolgirl here.

And I'm on the concourse at Euston laughing my head off!

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Murderer Alert. Corky hasn't been seen on this thread for days and yet his Landlady keeps posting.
I think she has done him in and is currently claiming his Giro. Ah well, go for it girl.

RIP Corky.

If anything I think it is the reverse Corky has actually squashed her into a old lady's shopping trolley and hidden her in the loft. Now wracked with guilt the only thing he can do it get off is put a marigold on his left hand and while he tosses himself off smoke the capri slim he is holding in his right. Which is incidentally what his land lady used as a euphemism for sucking his cock- and why he lost it and chopped her up with the electrical bread knife.

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[rushts]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

 

[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Either that of one of them funny sorts. You know, the ones with the weird hair.

 

[rushts]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Either that of one of them funny sorts. You know, the ones with the weird hair.

Pam?

 

[Damocles]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's Landlady is not posting from behind a proxy nor a mobile account, she is posting from a domestic address (i.e. her house) and her IP is not registered as being used on this site before. I can also see her email address and it isn't similar to anybody on this forum.

 

[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Either that of one of them funny sorts. You know, the ones with the weird hair.

Pam?

Was thinking more of JOTS.