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[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Yep, refined, respectable, romantic shagging over a wheelie bin.

Chips and gravy optional.

That's just for the fiction novel I'm writing about people who live in harpurhey, it's like Beirut but scarier

 

[rushts]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Honestly, do you really see any of the highly refined and respectable ladies of the forum describe in detail being fettled from behind and having muck thrown up our backs ?

Really ??? Our sexual encounters are steamy, enchanted and rich with finesse ! We exude mystery and desire.We don't simply drop our silky drawers at the drop of a hat you know !!


I'm appalled !!

That's the only level of girl i can get though, i should set my sights higher :-(

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

It's BBB I reckon

The girl one

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

Honestly, do you really see any of the highly refined and respectable ladies of the forum describe in detail being fettled from behind and having muck thrown up our backs ?

Really ??? Our sexual encounters are steamy, enchanted and rich with finesse ! We exude mystery and desire.We don't simply drop our silky drawers at the drop of a hat you know !!


I'm appalled !!

That's the only level of girl i can get though, i should set my sights higher :-(

A girl should never give her goodies away...



* Does the milkshake song *

 

[Troubadour]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

This thread will end up in the Classics section without a doubt! :-)

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

 

[Pigeonho]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

i tried but failed my friend

At least give us a description. Age, hair colour, breast size, married or single?

43 divorced, pretty, nice arse..mad as a box of frogs thats had mental medicine and speed now clingy and fucking damaged but a nice woman overall

apparantly im amazing and she wants to wake up with me again
oh and she has a kid ..whos away at his dads this weekend

Only got this far into the thread. Ignore the madness, just keep on fucking her and fucking her and fucking her. Just keep on doing it. It's good medicine.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Yep, refined, respectable, romantic shagging over a wheelie bin.

Chips and gravy optional.

That's just for the fiction novel I'm writing about people who live in harpurhey, it's like Beirut but scarier

Does it involve vampires? ;)

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

So which one of the BM ladies is it then?

 

[bgblue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Honestly, do you really see any of the highly refined and respectable ladies of the forum describe in detail being fettled from behind and having muck thrown up our backs ?

Really ??? Our sexual encounters are steamy, enchanted and rich with finesse ! We exude mystery and desire.We don't simply drop our silky drawers at the drop of a hat you know !!


I'm appalled !!

That's the only level of girl i can get though, i should set my sights higher :-(

A girl should never give her goodies away...



* Does the milkshake song *

Is it fettled or blasted?? Is there a scale? I'm lost :(