OP: Noel's final day rollercoaster - Do you buy it?

[Didsbury Dave]

My wife has always hated football and she sometimes asks me to put the last five minutes on when we've had a few!

Is that because it's the only time you can get the old pecker up?

You know what, that's given me an idea for Saturday night after our curry.

"Course we can put it on love. Will you just sit down here a minute?" ;-)