Opportunities Like This Only Happen Once In A Blue Moon

[SaddleworthBlueRhino]

theyre going to announce fergie@s been found guilty of match fixing,and rags deducted 20 points from last season,city are now champions and being crowned that day at the etihad

Sorry but I have a contact high up in the Premier League and I have it on very good authority that this event is scheduled for the following week. Meanwhile I got the invite East 304 and an old boy!<br /><br />-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:00 am --<br /><br />

it will be an announcement to say the sheikh is bored and wants his money back...

No point in inviting me then

 

[Carver]

It's to celebrate the opening of the new Metrolink to Ashton and sponsorship by IKEA.
You all get a free tram ride to Ashton and back with a free Swedish meatball slap up meal in Ashton IKEA.

As I live in Ashton I didn't get the email and I do get a lot of crap from them.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

It's for everyone who tweeted "ask Javi"

 

[Anonymous]

It's for everyone who tweeted "ask Javi"

Aaah!! So like the posters have previously said regarding it being a police sting, it's actually rounding up the ones who've posted snide comments about Javi. Sweet.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

It's for everyone who tweeted "ask Javi"

Aaah!! So like the posters have previously said regarding it being a police sting, it's actually rounding up the ones who've posted snide comments about Javi. Sweet.

It's a fun run against Javi twice around the stadium - anyone that doesn't lap him gets a free check up.

 

[Blue Mist]

Wonder if they could change it to 17th then I have a day off work

I think that is a perfectly reasonable request and I am sure if you e mail the club they will be able to change the date. Could you let me know if they do as I will need to re arrange a few things.

 

[Anonymous]

***Stop Press***

Sheikh Mansour has called me back. He told me I'm not invited because I'm a ****.

Oh well, at least he had the decency to get back to me. Result!

 

[rushts]

Could it be a possible merger with Stockport County?

 

[another generation]

Hadn't signed up to the 'special events' part of the e-mail service, so haven't received this. I've also rented out my season ticket at the mo until I secure myself a new job. If I just turn up on spec on Weds morning for the alien abduction, am I likely to need my season ticket?

 

[xmusampa]

Perhaps they are looking for a correct match for vinnies groin so we can get him back in time for west ham.<br /><br />-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:09 pm --<br /><br />Perhaps they are looking to cast blue moon rising the return part deux