Otamendi transfer confirmed

Official reports "Otamendi joins Manchester city for £28.5 million, rising to £32 million, on a five-year contract I assume the bonuses/add ons are simialr to Sterlings (CL/Prem title bonus)
 
I want to see a celebrity death match featuring Otamendi's beard and The Doughnut thief's bumfluff.
 
What a life it would be,
If you played for Man City,
Signed to partner Kompany,
OTTTAAAMEEEENDDDDIII
With his hipster beard,
He's a man that's feared,
then the kippax stood and cheered for OTTAAAMMMENDI,
These could be the best days of our liiivvveeesss,
He turned down Man United,
Coz theyre shiiiitttteeee.

(Sung to the chorus of Digsy's Diner Oasis)
 
According to SSN we've added Otamendi to our summer spending spree.

We've added Sterling and Delph as first team signings...
 
Just came across the Blue Moon Dallas twitter page......some great posts there and a great laugh.....check it out.
 

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