Blue Til Death said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Ok - to lighten the mood somewhat, I suggest a little competition.
You simply have to complete this sentence;
'The Real Reason Why The United States Props Up One Of The Most Morally Dubious Regimes In The World Is...' To stop the other morally dubious political elite within the country from seizing power and giving the aid and weapons to someone else.. !!
The winner gets a pint of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings.
Although clearly the scratchings won't be included should the winner be Jewish.
Or Arabic, come to think of it.
I want the scratchings too and I also want my pint in the Grapes for old times sake, with a whiskey chaser and a promise that both will be still there when I come back from having a piss.. !!
You'll have to get yourself down the Grove for the evening mate - it's, erm, an experience.
Some bloke I've never seen before walked up to me in the Bird In Hand on Saturday and asked me if I wanted to buy 17 caravans for cash.
Your answer is the best so far, but I'll suspend judgement until midnight, which gives the proper pissheads and the truly unhinged a chance to post.