Paranormal Experiences

[SWPISHOME]

Quavers...

I loved that joke! I couldn't stop laughing when I watched it first.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Has anybody on here ever had sex with a ghost?

Calling @Thorin Oakenshield to the fold...............

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Calling @Thorin Oakenshield to the fold...............

Not even sure what sex is anymore

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Not even sure what sex is anymore

Come on Thorin, I was certain you would have experienced some form of sex complexity with paraphernalia............ ;-)

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Come on Thorin, I was certain you would have experienced some form of sex complexity with paraphernalia............ ;-)

Does my hand count?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Does my hand count?

If it's a missing limb I would say so yeh.........

 

[KPXBLN]

Does my hand count?

If you sit on it for 5 minutes first

 

[NPBlue]

Fred the Weatherman ??

No, though I used to walk home with him occasionally having a chat.

We all knew Fred had a bit of history with his star gazing club. One of my friends was at Altrincham Grammar when he taught there, and while he was popular as a teacher, he also thought he was a bit strange. He recalled to me one lesson when he was about 13 years old, and they spent the hour discussing skinny dipping!

The thing with Fred was he had his regular boyfriend with him and he never hit on anyone. He was with his friends, he wasn't ever pissed, sitting by the toilet door waiting to pounce on a young lad, and it was just rumours about him at the time.

I'm not condoning what he did at all, as he had deeply affected the lives of countless individuals in his care, and we didn't know the details, but Michael Lavelle was a bigger problem than Fred ever was.

He was a thoroughly unpleasant argumentative twat who was always pissed out of his head, coked up and not someone you wanted to engage in conversation with.

I still remember the screams of the barstaff, though, when those bags of crisps started flying out of their boxes.

 

[Stoned Rose]

It did apply yeah, we were trying to dismantle a shrine nan had, to redecorate last year and it chucked a few cushions at me and some coasters and table mats from the table at the window, smashed it. It's thrown glassware and plates at my partner before, though not in the last while. Never thrown anything dangerous at me or the kids though.

This is what happens when you house share with Stan Collymore.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What’s the story with having a wank when there’s a poltergeist in the house?

There are so many bad paths this one could go down...