Paul Gascoigne

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I don't get this thought that had Gazza moved to United that it is cast iron that Ferguson would have been able to turn the lad around. I've read shit like this before, an arm round a young footballer from Saint Alex cures all ill's and demons.

Professional substance abuse doctors have tried and tried but failed. Sound like Ronni Irani 'who just think, you know, sir Alex and young lads, oh top, our Gazza would'nt have touched a drop'.

I'm struggling to see why all these Hollywood stars bother spending tens of thousands of dollars a night in US clinics treating their addictions.

They should just get some pitchside seats at Old Trafford and a soon as Tags waves in their general direction in that inimitable grandad style of his, they'll never touch another drop again.

 

[mcmanus]

I don't get this thought that had Gazza moved to United that it is cast iron that Ferguson would have been able to turn the lad around. I've read shit like this before, an arm round a young footballer from Saint Alex cures all ill's and demons.

Professional substance abuse doctors have tried and tried but failed. Sound like Ronni Irani 'who just think, you know, sir Alex and young lads, oh top, our Gazza would'nt have touched a drop'.

I'm struggling to see why all these Hollywood stars bother spending tens of thousands of dollars a night in US clinics treating their addictions.

They should just get some pitchside seats at Old Trafford and a soon as Tags waves in their general direction in that inimitable grandad style of his, they'll never touch another drop again.

Whilst Rio's in Qatar Ferguson will be doing his annual week long stint at Lourdes healing the afflicted.

This fucking god like hold he has over every young footballer His holiness has come into contact with, is a bullshit myth perpetuated by the media taken on by rags and turned into legend.

Only have to think back a year when Ravel Morrison and Pogba spring to mind.

 

[Anonymous]

I was about to ask the same!

RIIAC!

"Yer nohr Paul's in a bad weh and anything we can do to help Paul is our main priority. Anyone would do't serm. Me and a coupla mehts are happy to help him and I have helped him and my mates are helping but it's me who's helping."

The Gospel according to St Ronald of Dunmow ch3, v2

RIIAC

What language is this supposed to be in?

Essexboltonese. Apologies, I've not studied it for very long :)

 

[cheekybids]

I don't get this thought that had Gazza moved to United that it is cast iron that Ferguson would have been able to turn the lad around. I've read shit like this before, an arm round a young footballer from Saint Alex cures all ill's and demons.

Professional substance abuse doctors have tried and tried but failed. Sound like Ronni Irani 'who just think, you know, sir Alex and young lads, oh top, our Gazza would'nt have touched a drop'.

I'm struggling to see why all these Hollywood stars bother spending tens of thousands of dollars a night in US clinics treating their addictions.

They should just get some pitchside seats at Old Trafford and a soon as Tags waves in their general direction in that inimitable grandad style of his, they'll never touch another drop again.

Whilst Rio's in Qatar Ferguson will be doing his annual week long stint at Lourdes healing the afflicted.

This fucking god like hold he has over every young footballer His holiness has come into contact with, is a bullshit myth perpetuated by the media taken on by rags and turned into legend.

Only have to think back a year when Ravel Morrison and Pogba spring to mind.

The fact he's never touched a drop himself obviously helps;) I actually think Gazza may actualy see the govan pisscan off. That will be a funeral to remember, Pete Boyle singing candle in the wind. I wonder how much Cantona will charge for bein a pawl bearer

 

[mcmanus]

Cheekybids. It's what happens if you keep writing an untruth in a paper for so long and people keep repeating it in conversation it kinda becomes a fact.

We all know Ferguson is not a fucking 'messiah' who has no faults. But to even suggest that without question he'd have turned Gazza into some sort of tea drinking, celibate monk in bed at 21:00 hours is madness.

 

[cheekybids]

“If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. ”
― Joseph Goebbels

“The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.”
― Joseph Goebbels, Die Tagebücher. Geschichte & Vermarktung

“Think of the press as a great keyboard
on which the government can play.”
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“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”
― Joseph Goebbels

“Man only honors what he conquers or defends.”
― Joseph Goebbels


“That propaganda is good which leads to success, and that is bad which fails to achieve the desired result. It is not propaganda’s task to be intelligent, its task is to lead to success.”
― Joseph Goebbels

 

[mcmanus]

It gets better.

Apparently if Gazza had joined the 'pub opens straight after training gang' at United, Mother Ferguson of Govan would not just had solve the lads drink and mental problems but made him better than George Best, Bobby Charlton and Phil Jones combined. But here's the killer England would have walked every world cup since.

Edit: I can see why low 'IQed' rags lap this shit up regards Ferguson but even the mainstream and some blues think the fucker can walk on water.

 

[Petetheblu]

It gets better.

Apparently if Gazza had joined the 'pub opens straight after training gang' at United, Mother Ferguson of Govan would not just had solve the lads drink and mental problems but made him better than George Best, Bobby Charlton and Phil Jones combined. But here's the killer England would have walked every world cup since.

Edit: I can see why low 'IQed' rags lap this shit up regards Ferguson but even the mainstream and some blues think the fucker can walk on water.

NAH!!!!!






















Not Phil Jones.

 

[CTID1988]

He would of been worse if he came to manchester, we dont drink shandy

 

[BlueTG]

He would of been worse if he came to manchester, we dont drink shandy

No, but Baconface and his lot only drink the finest distilled water filtered from the freshest and deepest aquifers in the peaks of the Everest apparently.