Paul Pogba

[Sibierskii]

Couldn't lead a dog in off a porch during a snow storm with a pork chop.

He's muslim mate, doesn't eat pork

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If he can take a corner kick……sign him….

We’ve scored more goals from set pieces than any other premier league side this season.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

He's muslim mate, doesn't eat pork

The dog?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's muslim mate, doesn't eat pork

Yeah, but is the dog? If not, it’d want the pork chop,

 

[whipper]

The French version of Pogba looks alright

As if the French management would let him give some motivation speech before a huge game like that, if he wasn't a leader in the dressing room.

 

[nellyonthewing]

Istanbul 2023. Mane has just been yellow carded for pulling a rubber mallet out his sock and assaulting KdB who sadly can't continue. 93rd minute. Clock is ticking. Pogba replaces Kev. From the free kick on the edge of the box Foden hits the wall. Walker picks it up just close to the half way line and sprays it to Grealish on the other side. He turns inside and runs at VvD who is back tracking into the box. Jack feints one way then the other before megging VvD and he is through on goal. His shot hits Alison in the face but drops for Foden who shoots but somehow Milner is back on the line and gets a foot on it. the ball is loose in the box. Pogba is first to it. Left foot shot into the roof of the net.

The bench goes wild. Carson is swinging Pep around his head like Aguero was his shirt in 9320. Klopps teeth fall out. Me and David Silva are doing the poznan. Kompany is leading the singing in the City end. Andy Morrison is in tears being hugged by Paul Dickov and Balotelli is handing out blue flares. Nedum dj's the after party and 2 days later when the last cigar has been smoked Khaldoon puts on his shades and quietly walks back to his office. He takes some mcfc letter headed paper, an envelope, a stamp and blue biro and writes

"Dear Sir Alex

Please find enclosed jelly and ice cream. The bouncy castle is being delivered by Hermes so God knows when you'll get it. Remember to not get to close to any candles you whiskey soaked, red nosed, wrinkly piece of crap.

Insallah

Khal MFing Doon"

What are you smoking!!!

 

[Cotontoquinn]

We’ve scored more goals from set pieces than any other premier league side this season.

Not from corners though…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not from corners though…

I actually don’t know that stat.

Corners are the lowest percentage set piece to score from.

 

[madloaf]

If he can take a corner kick……sign him….

But who will be pointlessly stood next to him when he does??

 

[Tevez City]

For what it's worth, I think a motivated Pogba under the influence of Pep would be a completely different player to the one at the Rags.

Which player in the starting Eleven will he replace ?

Rodri, Bernardo or KDB ?