We win the quad, united have an incredible 25 penalties awarded against them in the final few games, evidencing that the cosmos does indeed level things up after all.
Liverpool have their parade through a derelict Merseyside and right along the M62, finishing at the eithad as Klopp, on bended knee, submits to Pep's inevitable greatness.
Aguero comes on in the 89th minute of the champions league final and scores the winner in the 94th minute, before breaking down and revealing he can't face leaving so will be stopping at city as tea boy. We're all given the week off and spend it turning the northern quarter blue day and night.
David Silva returns to City from Spain because he misses the rain.