The problem is that this forum is filled with over achievers - billionaires, world renowned philanthropists, CEOs, truly the apex of humanity. So it's only fair that the standards expected from Pep are so exacting. Have to win 37 out of 38 games. The one game we lose must be lost in an exhilarating fashion. Have to consistently win derbies and big matches 4-0 or it's a disgrace.
I'm not a fan, I've never been a fan. Every time a match starts, I take out my clipboard with numbers and minute by minute I note how many times Kevin shat the bed and Mahrez bottled it. At the end of the 90 minutes, I submit my match report and that concludes my job as a supporter. It's a tough job, maybe the toughest ever. It's infuriating watching 11 cowards and incompetent fucks not be able to do their jobs to perfection every 3 days for 5 months in row. Imagine having the temerity of not doing what I want every second. I expect the highest levels from myself, my family and friends and so I expect the same from everyone else in the universe. Empathy is a word made up by losers to justify their failures.
I'm entitled to a 5-0 win every 3 days and it's not a particularly big ask. I'm not asking for the impossible.
I'm preaching to the choir here but the biggest problem with this club is that Pep is a massive rag, masquerading as a blue. Joe Mercer would have sawed off his mouth than smile after a derby loss. Everything Pep has done until now is to destabilize Man City. It's not the 70s anymore, players just don't get derbies. Back then, city players would tear their ACL on the pitch rather than concede a goal. This is also why pre-takeover we won every single derby.
Can't wait to buy better players and a truly great coach who can win 38/38 games. Anything less is pathetic and deserves 4000 pages of scorn, contempt and an analysis at the molecular level so that it doesn't happen again.