Phil Jones to leave United after 12 years

[dennishasdoneit]

With Jones gone, Daffy De Donut thief will be their only title winner left.

I still think back fondly of the donut theif,(best keeper in the world)
Being Poached by Bernie at the far post....at old Trafford.
Bernardo Silva has a habit ....of turning up,just when you least expect him to....To do Damage.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

This is a good watch. With a pretty tragic ending.

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Fairy nuff

Some of his face pics are so bad they ought to be pixie-lated

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

One thing about that diving on the floor to head the ball gif that always does me is it always cuts off just as Girouds foot touches the ball. I always wonder what happened but perhaps its best not to know.
Ta-ra Phil.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Shall we sign him?

Can he play left back ?

 

[RiversideBlue]

Pretty sure we signed someone big at the same time. Can't remember who it was though. If only there was some sort of song or something to help me remember.

 

[heslops barnet]

I’ve never understood the abuse Phil Jones got from his own fans, he’s had very serious knee injuries he’s struggled with, he seems a decent guy and deserves better…….

 

[TinFoilHat]

Seems like a decent bloke for a rag,
Like Harry maguire I find it hard to hate him despite him playing for the scum.
Him and maguire probably take more abuse from their own fans than the other teams tbf

He’s been part of man Uniteds decline over the last 10 years and he has milked them for every penny, so for that I thank you Phil jones

A rag twat who lied his way out of a Greek prison sentence a good lad?

Magliar will never be as likeable as Phil.

 

[KentBlue]

Regardless of whether or not Jones is a decent chap, to me it makes no difference. He was a rag.

I am so petty and narrow-minded when it comes to those detestable, vermin çunts that I will deliberately not see the wood for the trees - my dislike is too intensely embedded within my aging psyche.
As far as I'm concerned the deformed-looking prick crossed the Rubicon when he signed for them.

SCUM.

 

[Blu1]

Sign him he deserves a welcome to Manchester billboard.