Phrases once common you rarely hear today

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The morning after a skinful and a curry My arse is like a Wigan rosette
My arse feels like the start of Bonanza

I love these, but what does that last one even mean? Hahaha!

 

[blumanchu]

I love these, but what does that last one even mean? Hahaha!

Old TV western, opening sequence was a map burning from the centre outwards

 

[Earlyriser]

Apparently if you scratch your arse, it means you'll come into money.

My mam used to say "itchy bum, money to come".

Funny thing is she's Russian and speaks with a moskovskoye proiznosheniye.

So I've no idea who taught her that saying

She probably meant piles

 

[yeseye]

Shag Bandy.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

You're not too old tae feel ma belt, laddie!

 

[paulchapo]

A mouth like the inside of an Arab's flipflop.
That's my name don't wear it out.
Where are you going?. Out of my mind
I've seen more work in a sicknote.
He thought Manual Labour was a Spaniard.
Play the white man.
A couple of navy ones.
To somebody lazy. A good steward/cook/ seaman would be up you.
She's a good feeder. ( Meaning the food was good onboard.)
I've been longer on a wave than you've been at sea.
I've shaved in.more water.
.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I’ve got an itchy arse.

Oh well,
Said Nell,
The hole in your arse will never get well if you pick it

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I still use a lot of my parents and grandparents sayings,
One of my Dads was, "He is halfway up Berrynewroad" when someone was a bit odd, I had no idea what it meant but knew exactly what it meant at the same time?
Turns out when my Dad was a kid there was a mental hospital at the top of Bury New Road so someone half way there was nearly in the Mental Hospital,
One of Mums was if I came home and asked what was for Tea she would say "Three jumps at the cupboard door" if there was nothing to eat in the house,
Grandads favorite saying if asked to do something was "I will give it a good coat of looking over" meaning the job probably wouldnt get done,
I now live in Shropshire & get a lot of weird looks when I use some of the old sayings, doesnt stop me though :-)

 

[MouldensChippy]

City going down with a billion in the bank !

 

[philfodenswristsock]

He needs a checkup from the neck up
Her boobs are drooping like slate hangers nail bags
Her n....pples are like: Scammell starter buttons/chapel hat pegs
Pick your face up, if the weather changes it'll stay like that
Im stood her like piffy on a stick

 

[Jimmieblue]

He/she’s not a full shilling.

 

[philfodenswristsock]

When getting each other's way in a corridor
"After you Claude"

 

[philfodenswristsock]

Bent as a 9 bob note

 

[manimanc]

Man utd have won the Premier League.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

In this day and age that could be a very true statement

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

She's got piss flaps like mud flaps on a Volvo

 

[plattlanebenches]

You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face.

You’ve got a voice like a corncraike

Willy woofter

Go to the foot of our stairs

 

[Donmcfc]

You very rarely hear "Knock Knock" jokes nowadays.

 

[Donmcfc]

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