Pickpockets

[The perfect fumble]

Which toilets?

Bogof.

 

[jimharri]

You need to be the Centra of attention....

Pull another "joke" like that and I'll use my Mace spray on you.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Just noticed that some were probably stood in the toilets all game. Went for a piss fifteen minutes after kick off and ten mins in to the second half. There were loads just milling in there, what they were up to heaven knows

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

in fairness it was the carrier bag cup….

 

[jma]

If the pickpocket had shifted his hand round the front he would have been in L-Iceland

 

[Barcon]

Just noticed that some were probably stood in the toilets all game. Went for a piss fifteen minutes after kick off and ten mins in to the second half. There were loads just milling in there, what they were up to heaven knows

Cock gazers.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Oi you lot Ocados for all of you!
Off you go.

 

[Barcon]

Is having a plastic bag in your pocket a thing these days?

 

[Indaparkside]

Is having a plastic bag in your pocket a thing these days?

Full of Charlie

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Is having a plastic bag in your pocket a thing these days?

Well they do cost a lot to be fair. Need to keep them safe.
Put a mousetrap in your back pocket next match day.