FightLikeAGirl
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You're in the Upshot (like Popbitch, but for sport) as well.
As the Premier League threatens to strip Man City of their titles for dodgy financial dealings, there are a few old rivals hoping to claim their discarded crowns.
But while Steven Gerrard books the open top bus and Ole Gunnar Solksjaer clears space in his 1999 memorabilia basement, spare a thought for the poor bastard who exposed Man City in the first place.
Whistleblower Rui Pinto revealed City were cooking the books on his Football Leaks site, a selfless deed which earned him the handsome reward of 237 criminal charges and a life in the witness protection programme.
On the plus side, he was named joint winner of the 2019 European Whistleblower Award.
Sure, he's had to undergo 13 sittings for facial reconstruction surgery, and he's now confined to a paranoid existence under an assumed identity in a non-descript bedsit on the outskirts of Nogueira da Regedoura.
But at least he can draw comfort from the Golden Whistle he keeps in a shoebox buried at the end of the garden.
They'll never take that from him!