Sheriff Fatman
Well-Known Member
Haha. If only!We, The Premier League would like to announce that in light of being presented with overwhelming and irrefutable evidence by representatives of Manchester City, that it would no longer be in the interests of the Premier League to pursue any further proceedings in the matter and that the investigation is now concluded.
We would like to take this opportunity to thank the British Press for their vehement support in our stoic yet fruitless efforts in bringing the City juggernaut to a halt.
We would also like to apologise unreservedly to all rag, dipper and tarquin fans for failing to make your dreams come true.
Masters would have to resign before someone could write that.
FSG would have his bollocks for it.