PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

That reminds me of one of big Bernard’s jokes Quasimodo on mastermind his specialist subject is masterbation….Magnus says “you can’t answer questions on masterbation”

Quasi replies “I’ve started now so I’ll finish”;)
I remember that one .plenty of times been to the Embassy club loved him to pieces
Even when I was sat at a front table for a friend stag do .he decided to pick me out and joked about me being a Gypsy.

I just took it in the manner it was ment and laughed my head off.

One of my favourite jokes even thou can't remember it all it was about a black guy coming up to him and saying do you want to buy some ,sh*t
Can't remember the end .

But yea a very funny Guy.

As a child I lived in a council estate in Heywood. And I remember a nice metallic blue Royce Roce coming up the road he was at the driving seat and it had the number plate I Laugh
 
I remember that one .plenty of times been to the Embassy club loved him to pieces
Even when I was sat at a front table for a friend stag do .he decided to pick me out and joked about me being a Gypsy.

I just took it in the manner it was ment and laughed my head off.

One of my favourite jokes even thou can't remember it all it was about a black guy coming up to him and saying do you want to buy some ,sh*t
Can't remember the end .

But yea a very funny Guy.

As a child I lived in a council estate in Heywood. And I remember a nice metallic blue Royce Roce coming up the road he was at the driving seat and it had the number plate I Laugh
A mate of mine told me a story of when him and his mate went to the embassy club, both in the army at the time. Somehow Bernard found out they were soldiers and asked them could he give them a mention in the show. They both agreed to it. Anyway halfway through the show, Bernard says we have two soldiers with us tonight, stand up lads. All the audience gave them a big clap. Bernard says, fuck me you can clap the Argentina cunts if you like but I'm not, sit down you 2 cunts before i have you removed.
 

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