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You don’t really believe that,do you?Maybe next week
You don’t really believe that,do you?Maybe next week
Zeds dead;)Nah mate, it's through watching Pulp Fiction countless times.
That reminds me of one of big Bernard’s jokes Quasimodo on mastermind his specialist subject is masterbation….Magnus says “you can’t answer questions on masterbation”I can't say it rings any bells.
115 times?Nah mate, it's through watching Pulp Fiction countless times.
Wearing an Arsenal shirt?Be interesting to see if he is present at Cardiff for the Carabao cup final.
Almost like they've got fuck all to do, like most of us in here they're just sat scrolling the web.I really like the fact that a random can email these guys about such a sensitive topic and they reply so quickly. Almost restored my faith in lawyers being human. Almost :)
Almost like they've got fuck all to do, like most of us in here they're just sat scrolling the web.
Never forget that poshbirds 'arrive' at the end of love making.I am sure they have clerks working 24/7.
Reminds me of the Khazi of Khalabar:
"Dear Lady, I do not make love". "I am extremely rich. I have servants to do everything for me"
I remember that one .plenty of times been to the Embassy club loved him to piecesThat reminds me of one of big Bernard’s jokes Quasimodo on mastermind his specialist subject is masterbation….Magnus says “you can’t answer questions on masterbation”
Quasi replies “I’ve started now so I’ll finish”;)
A mate of mine told me a story of when him and his mate went to the embassy club, both in the army at the time. Somehow Bernard found out they were soldiers and asked them could he give them a mention in the show. They both agreed to it. Anyway halfway through the show, Bernard says we have two soldiers with us tonight, stand up lads. All the audience gave them a big clap. Bernard says, fuck me you can clap the Argentina cunts if you like but I'm not, sit down you 2 cunts before i have you removed.I remember that one .plenty of times been to the Embassy club loved him to pieces
Even when I was sat at a front table for a friend stag do .he decided to pick me out and joked about me being a Gypsy.
I just took it in the manner it was ment and laughed my head off.
One of my favourite jokes even thou can't remember it all it was about a black guy coming up to him and saying do you want to buy some ,sh*t
Can't remember the end .
But yea a very funny Guy.
As a child I lived in a council estate in Heywood. And I remember a nice metallic blue Royce Roce coming up the road he was at the driving seat and it had the number plate I Laugh