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Independent Commission
Monday 16 September 2024
Premier League v Manchester City
Submission:Summary of Evidence
I Brown envelopes - Big Dave from Enfield Amazon Distribution Centre says City have a standing order with them.
ii. Seamus from Cork with no affiliation to any club states “If City Get off it proves they are corrupt YNWA”
iii Raz from Islington offers “Yo fam, money talks innit blud. Don’t need no lawyers if innocent innit”
iv Olaf from Tromso added “ If City is innocent why not prove it.”
v. Mr D.Gill esquire said “City only got away with it last time as they bought Two CAS judges”
v.i Mr R.Parry pointed out that “City were definitely guilty but all the serious issues were time barred”
Vii A 700 year old Frenchman said “ There’s No smoke without fire”
viii. Ranjit Singh from New Delhi, a lifelong United fan said “City Must be guilty of some offences.”
i.x Patrick Power has confirmed City are 12/1 for relegation.
x. We, the Premier League have irrefutable proof that City’s owners are Not American.