Yea seen that on X.
Can’t see an announcement this week now. Khaldoon over signing deals with Trump, least he is getting out and not stuck on this thread all day waiting for a Pannick update -:)
christ on a bike,
where to begin with this...
why the fuck does he need a microphone?
why are the wall lamps lit as well as the overhead lights?
as for the table etiquette...
the so-called banquet hasn't begun yet because the glasses with water in are still all in their starting places and untouched,
but the cutlery has no soup course spoon next to the knives,
so it's not a banquet in its truest sense.
the 2 sets of knives are the same size,
when in point of fact the outside knife (1st course)
should be smaller than the inside knife (main course).
salt and pepper pots!?
banquet food should be perfectly seasoned.
the place names haven't be turned round so that the people sat opposite don't get their names wrong.
all in all a shitshow of ignorant yankie bollox.
no wonder khaldoon looks like he's realised he's turned up at amateur hour.
a multi-billion dollar deal hosted by twats in ill-fitting suits.
the only thing they got right was that the most important guest (sheikh tahnoon) should be sat opposite the host,
but the host should not be playing to the crowd,
shouting into his microphone.
he should be addressing his attention to the main guest directly.