calumdown
Well-Known Member
what did the elephant do to shorten his sentence?That's abridged too far......
he truncated it
what did the elephant do to shorten his sentence?That's abridged too far......
can one throw an arsehole?wouldnt trust the arsehole as far as i could throw him
Thingy.Unless some proper questions are asked, it is a waste of time:
Thingy: “Khaldoon you are the greatest chairman are you not?
Khaldoon: “Yes I am. This year has reflected my brilliance all the way through.”
Thingy: “ Thank you sir.”
Is Mr Farrar of Rochdale doing the interview?Unless some proper questions are asked, it is a waste of time:
Thingy: “Khaldoon you are the greatest chairman are you not?
Khaldoon: “Yes I am. This year has reflected my brilliance all the way through.”
Thingy: “ Thank you sir.”
DF?Thingy.
i had the misfortune to sit at a table opposite thingy on a train when he was still a so-called journalist for the local rag.Thingy.
I couldn’t remember his name.
he will always be thingy from now on.I couldn’t remember his name.
end of season review...
thingy: well, chairman, here we are again. this is when i ask you some questions that you gave me in advance to ask you.
koolhand: yes and this is the part when i do my best impression of carl sagan.
He will tie us in knots with his articulate words, without saying piss allI think it might be more challenging this year if we win fuck all, aren't in the CL and are still waiting for the wanky 115 outcome.
You learn something new everyday on here!i had the misfortune to sit at a table opposite thingy on a train when he was still a so-called journalist for the local rag.
he was writing flat with pen on paper so i could easily see it, if upside down.
i honestly can't remember the exact player he was writing about,
but it was someone coming back from injury.
i noticed he had written,
"such&such will be chomping at the bit to play."
i simply said "champing" to him out loud and pointed to his error.
thingy had no idea what i was on about and it actually went to print,
so i pointed it out to him again in the comments section.
edit:
thingy is probably reading this and thinking what the fuck is this tosser on about.
well, thingy, horses champ, that's what they do.
they don't chomp.
and when they have a piece of metal in their mouths they champ at it.
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That’s a film.
I know. It’s quite good.That’s a film.
Thank you Barry Norman ; )That’s a film.
with an appropriate quote from the jail warden ( played by Strother Martin)I know. It’s quite good.
He didn't say which Easter!So possibly this week!