Reminds me of an old joke .
New landlord takes over a pub and opens up at 11am for his first day. A man comes in orders a pint and takes a sip. He calls the landlord over and says, old Charlie will be in at 11.30 and the previous landlord used to have a tin of snuff on the bar for him. He won't be happy if there is none on your first day. Old Charlie comes in orders a pint and sits next to the other man who says did you smell that dog shit when you came in, Charlie says no. Meanwhile the landlord is out the back wondering what he can do when he spots some dry white dog shit so he scoops it up and crushes it into a powder puts ot in a tin then takes it to the bar, puts it in front of Charlie and says, your mate Bill says you like a bit of snuff with your pint so use this. Charlie takes a couple if pinches and snorts it up both nostrils. A minute later he turns to his mate and says, fecking hell Bill thats good snuff I can smell that dog shit now.