PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

[Blue Hefner]

Don Price told a story about the P&W Blues getting a different coach driver to the one they normally had. They told the driver they were going to Everton and he took them to Atherton.

Don is my dad. That story is 100% true

 

[Cellarite]

Ah don't like Mondays.

Nobody does. But what a Monday it would when we are found to be all clear.

 

[asahartford1]

Nobody does. But what a Monday it would when we are found to be all clear.

Tell me why!

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

The new rules...

"An assessment is made each March, and the allowance is crucial to determine possible sporting sanctions applied in the same season.

The 85% marker is known as the Green Threshold. Spend above that and you get a financial penalty, although this will be far less punitive than Uefa.

The Red Threshold is 85% plus the allowance. Go beyond that, and it's a fixed six-point deduction which increases by one point for every £6.5m spent over the Red Threshold.

Think of it this way. Every club will start next season on 85% + 30% allowance, so effectively 115%.

Any clubs that spend above 85% will face a fine, but they would need to be in excess of 115% lose points."


115%
That's what they have decided on.
You really could not make this shit up hahaha

 

[Bald fraud]

wouldn’t surprise me if this just disappears. City certainly aren’t waiting for it. New stadium expansion, Haaland 10yrs contract etc etc.

Just shelved and forgotten about.

Weird isn’t it? And actually looks like it’s heading that way. We’ve won and the corrupt wankers at the prem are hoping and praying everyone forgets about it

 

[Lord Blue]

Tell me why!

du du doo de de

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Thats like the Japanese tourist that ended up in London when he said " 'Arro, taxi driver" when he greeted a cabbie at Manchester Airport.

You can laugh but....

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/FAWLTY+TOURS%3B+I+wanted+to+catch+a+plane+to+Turkey+.+.+but+they+put+me...-a061073404

 

[city2]

The new rules...

"An assessment is made each March, and the allowance is crucial to determine possible sporting sanctions applied in the same season.

The 85% marker is known as the Green Threshold. Spend above that and you get a financial penalty, although this will be far less punitive than Uefa.

The Red Threshold is 85% plus the allowance. Go beyond that, and it's a fixed six-point deduction which increases by one point for every £6.5m spent over the Red Threshold.

Think of it this way. Every club will start next season on 85% + 30% allowance, so effectively 115%.

Any clubs that spend above 85% will face a fine, but they would need to be in excess of 115% lose points."


115%
That's what they have decided on.
You really could not make this shit up hahaha

115 now where have I heard that before.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Was it a job as a cartographer?

A bus driver.

 

[Paladin]

Arro ?

Harrow.

 

[xgorton]

What's happening in March?

Clocks go forward.

 

[Kippax77]

Arro ?

Hi

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Windy Miller will remain one of my ALLTIME heroes until the day I conk it…..and anyone who has an issue with that can ultimately GET FUCKED.

Too right. Who can forget the classic episode where the rags bus ran out of petrol outside Windy's windmill and they asked him if he had any spare?

 

[Winchester]

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Alright Blues,?

 

[JGL07]

I know someone who went to the wrong Newcastle for a job interview. He didn't get the job.

I was visiting my grandparents, and was in Donnington, Shropshire, when a rather frantic guy stopped his car and asked me where the motor racing track was. He appeared to be a journalist sent to cover a meeting. I had to explain to him that the Donington Park Circuit he wanted was in Derbyshire, some 70 miles away.

 

[Bluearmy]

Harrow.

Shitty Wok

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Does anyone think it’s been announced and we’ve all missed it?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I had no idea myself. Thanks for sharing the video. We could do with a new book to keep us occupied in here..."The Curse of the 115"

Or the great muffin/barm debate.

If you think it's a barm turn to page 47

If you think it's a muffin turn to page 115

 

[dadnlad]

Does anyone think it’s been announced and we’ve all missed it?

well there was a lot of flooding around country last week

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Growing up in Urnston i have been stopped many times by plastic rags asking for directions. Hope they saw the funny side that I sent them all the complete wrong way