Police

[Alan Harper's Tash]

are you being served?

Just a summons. Maybe.

 

[bugsyblue]

What you on bail for?

 

[Marklr]

I could have told you that before you went there, mate. I live quite near Pendleton police station and KNOW that they don't bother answering that door. They can see you on camera, but just laugh watching it. Nah...you have to go home and call them. 999. Tell them they're a bunch of pigs and they'll come round to see you. Straight away.

 

[Barcon]

I had no idea the they locked their doors.
What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

I could have told you that before you went there, mate. I live quite near Pendleton police station and KNOW that they don't bother answering that door. They can see you on camera, but just laugh watching it. Nah...you have to go home and call them. 999. Tell them they're a bunch of pigs and they'll come round to see you. Straight away.

and when they turn up make sure to be playing this

 

[Lowtower]

I had no idea the they locked their doors.
What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?

All the cells are full mate, no room at the inn.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Quoting this post as it needs more likes.

Ta JMB :) I need all the help I can get on here!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Legs or arse?

Think the latter will be a forgone conclusion tbf mate.

 

[supercity88]

Is this a parody thread of the "Thieves" one or vice versa? The Thieves one was posted afterwards, but you know, time machines and all that.

 

[Barcon]

All the cells are full mate, no room at the inn.

There goes my idea of leading a road rager to the police station then.
I'll get battered on the doorstep while they are in having a brew with the doors locked.