Police

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

@sutty66 was there much bumming and that in prison? (Asking for a friend)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I had to attend Pendleton police station as was on 3 months bail and up today at 3pm, I got there 2:40 rang the phone outside was on it for 20 mins, explained everything, half hour later still stood outside in the rain nothing…. Rang the phone again another 10 mins cos automated I get through spoke again said my bail was 3pm now it’s nearly 4pm… I eventually got a call back from a Sargent saying he’ll be a couple minutes sorting paper work and he’ll be down……. 1 hour and 15 minutes later nothing and 4 more calls on that shit phone outside police station!!!! I rang my solicitor said not waiting outside any longer I’m going was here for 3 hours… my solicitor is putting a complaint in for me but said I could get arrested early hours as breached my terms???!! Any advice..

Don’t commit crime would be my first line of advice.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

For advice on amortisation of your fine you need @Prestwich_Blue
Best and worst case scenario's for both sides, @slbsn
If it's really serious, such as murder, @Chris in London
Something trivial, eg. parking ticket, @gordondaviesmoustache

@Chris in London wouldn’t soil his hands with criminal work.

 

[marco]

Don’t commit crime would be my first line of advice.

just because he's on bail doesnt mean he's a criminal, ive been on bail and never broken the law

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

just because he's on bail doesnt mean he's a criminal, ive been on bail and never broken the law

Quite right. I was stood in a field on an upturned milk crate with my pants round my ankles just minding my own business when the cow backed into me.
Try telling that to the police though - honestly, they have minds like sewers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

For advice on amortisation of your fine you need @Prestwich_Blue
Best and worst case scenario's for both sides, @slbsn
If it's really serious, such as murder, @Chris in London
Something trivial, eg. parking ticket, @gordondaviesmoustache

You forgot @RayCTID if he’ll need a view on whether a he’ll have the legs for a 12 month stretch at HMP.

 

[sutty66]

Don’t commit crime would be my first line of advice.

Who’s commited a crime?? Do you understand what bail means??? Don’t be a prick then is my advice.

 

[sutty66]

just because he's on bail doesnt mean he's a criminal, ive been on bail and never broken the law

Well said Marco…..

 

[dickie davies]

You forgot @RayCTID if he’ll need a view on whether a he’ll have the legs for a 12 month stretch at HMP.

Legs or arse?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

You forgot @RayCTID if he’ll need a view on whether a he’ll have the legs for a 12 month stretch at HMP.

Is he an amputee like Peg Legs Pete?