Caught about five minutes of Newsnight on Brexit last night, let's just say, I'm convinced there is part of me that will never stop laughing at the display of just how shameless and ignorant a bunch of people remain in demanding the brittle feelings that underpin their false pride be assuaged...
....it's just that, because this so acutely reveals the horror of our lives - that those with any hand in our establishment will automatically, and faithfully adopt their new role as responsible for shaping the reporting of reality in order to explicitly protect the pride of whichever prideful idiots are currently in the ascendancy, that the laughter never starts.
When it came time to find an academic to interview about the situation between England and France, they proudly proclaimed they had rejected a bunch of 'experts' because they were likely 'pro-Brexit', and instead wheeled out a historian or something. Who dressed it up neatly - France are mourning our leaving the EU.
Yep- France are being emotional! Haha! I Told You They Needed Us!
Except....
France are indeed unhappy and acting proudly. But what does that mean?
We are the ex, now. We are the ex who rejected them. Who said loudly, you need us more than we need you!
Do people usually make make much effort with people who have abandoned and rejected them? Make sure it works out well for them? Support their decisions? Look at how they can contribute towards meeting any mutual needs?
Or is it the other thing, and they they just sometimes go ever so slightly out of their way to make sure they suffer?
I think it depends on character. Obviously, the French are not known for prideful oubursts or outward shows of independence.... barely more than a child on the inside - never having made much of a name for themselves, having set out their own personality, or said much to the world at all.
And so, we can be sure that they are the type who will be looking for ways to crawl back into our good books.
Fuck sakes. Does anyone know the history of French women? Not headstrong or anything are they?
Edit Piaf - had some song about caving in and regretting everything or something ?
Marie Antoinette. Guillotined, saying, Let them eat Cake.
Jean D'arc. Burned alive, saying I Was Born To Do This.
Anne Boleyn! Of course. This was always about Henry VII and stuff. Lets see. She did grant him that divorce didn't she? Godssakes, tell me she didn't obstruct him all the way to the scaffold?
I'm getting a vibe here.... Here's what I used to believe: They don't shave their armpits, rarely bathe, preferring Chanel No.5. It used to be a thing that the schoolgirls used to sleep with the celebrated thinkers and artists to get some experience and confidence - they wanted the world to listen to them. They demanded attention and regard to their importance.
Yeah. I sure feel better for knowing the French look like a woman with wounded pride. We're talking a really shy and needy lot here. No way they would ever make damned sure to publicly punish someone for rejecting them - even at their own expense. To the bitter end. And beyond.
Nope. I'm sure they're sat their right now feeling lonely, lost and inadequate, literally about to pick up the phone and offer to do what it takes to make us feel better.