Possible Work Place flirting

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yes
The kid is basically Cartman from the south park.

So part of our courting routine now include calling the broa ugly as well?

Not taking the easy routes on these sexual quest's are we........

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

So part of our courting routine now include calling the broa ugly as well?

Not taking the easy routes on these sexual quest's are we........

I dont know how to court

 

[Owdman]

I dont know how to court

You certainly know how not to :)

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Tell the kid you meant to say that his mum looks like the pig faced lady, as it is apparently coming from the elephant man, she might take it as a compliment.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Humour, and vulnerability, are the key, with women.

I mean, they really aren't.

But it's probably where I'd start if I were you, because... sheesh.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Humour, and vulnerability, are the key, with women.

I mean, they really aren't.

But it's probably where I'd start if I were you, because... sheesh.

Could always look for a much older lady with the mothering touch

 

[lust overlord]

Could always look for a much older lady with the mothering touch

Or a not choosy one with particularly poor eyesight.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Or a not choosy one with particularly poor eyesight.

Good point. Just go for one fully blind.

But maybe buff your face with power tools before you get to the face feeling stage.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or a not choosy one with particularly poor eyesight.

...and no teeth ;)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

...and no teeth ;)

What is this, the Wayne Rooney fantasy thread?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

...and no teeth ;)

No risk of scratching blowjobs though.

@Thorin Oakenshield

It’s only occured to me now that insulting women who reject you is typical incel behaviour. Do you feel you are a cultural fit with the community?

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

No risk of scratching blowjobs though.

@Thorin Oakenshield

It’s only occured to me now that insulting women who reject you is typical incel behaviour. Do you feel you are a cultural fit with the community?

Nope, I am an introvert after all.

 

[york away to this!]

It's about time this thread gathered some pace, to take us away from cloud cuckoo land of the ESL.
Any digit developments?

 

[mancity1]

No more in the workplace anymore here in oz , the politics of the day have said if you do you will be sacked ( literally ).

Sad but true unless the person you are flirting with doesn't complain to the boss about sexual harrassment.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

@Thorin Oakenshield can you write us up another relationship conundrum for us all to work through - I need to stay out of the Superleague thread for a bit...........

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

@Thorin Oakenshield can you write us up another relationship conundrum for us all to work through - I need to stay out of the Superleague thread for a bit...........

You must have sensed something is up...

Found out today my neighbor is leaving

 

[Kinkladze 1]

You must have sensed something is up...

Found out today my neighbor is leaving

Where’s she going?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Where’s she going?

Back to Germany after being referred to as fat and ugly.........

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Where’s she going?

Her apartment was sold so she is moving pronto. Bad news is she is moving fairly close to my ex.

Im fucking devastated. Attraction aside she was a good neighbor in a bad estate. She was so accommodating with my daughter. The summer is the worst here because the black teenager girls start coming out and they are nasty, I am worried my daughter will become an easy target now

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Gets popcorn