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When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.
 
Barcon said:
When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.
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Lavinda Past said:
The logo for McDonald’s is the golden arches of the letter M on a red background.

The M stands for McDonald’s, but the rounded 'm' represents mummy’s mammaries, acccording the design consultant and psychologist Louis Cheskin.
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There, I knew it. Thanks.
 
Barcon said:
When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.
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When I was in my mid 20’s, I had a LARGE part in a porn film. They said sorry mate, anything that size is illegal.
 
Barcon said:
When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
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I saw that film... the lady was shopping in a greengrocers when the proprietor approached her with a firm cucumber.

I remember that she dropped a wrapped cauliflower she had already bought on the floor as he grabbed her...

Was that you?
 
Barcon said:
When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.
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From what I've heard you don't last much longer now.
 
Lavinda Past said:
I saw that film... the lady was shopping in a greengrocers when the proprietor approached her with a firm cucumber.

I remember that she dropped a wrapped cauliflower she had already bought on the floor as he grabbed her...

Was that you?
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The reason they put clingfilm on cucumbers is so you can eat them when you have finished using them.
 
In 2012 I made a journey from Greenfield (Saddleworth) to Shanghai entirely by rail.
There were 3 of us and we spent a few days in Beijing en route.
On arrival in Beijing I discovered that City were playing Arse in a match in the Birds Nest stadium.
I was the only one of us who took the opportunity to go.
Outside the stadium when I arrived were touts offering ¥1300 {£130) tickets for 10% of face value. So I got a good seat for just over a tenner!
I missed just over 15min of the 1st half but it was still excellent value lol.
PS. (City won 2-0 Otamendi and Zabba iirc).
 
I was rubbish at cricket, but at school we had a game against another school, one of those 20 over games where everyone apart from the wicket keeper had to bowl two overs. i was the normal wicketkeeper but a recent finger break ruled me out, so I bowled my two overs. At the other end was a kid, a year younger than me, called Ian Botham. He hit me for 16 off the first four balls and then went for the big one, and got caught on the boundary. Yes it was that Ian Botham, and later I used to play football with him in my hometown, Yeovil, before he was recruited by Somerset CCC.
 
Barcon said:
When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.
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Has your bum healed ?
 
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