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Psycho woman... help please!
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Ancient Citizen said:charliebigspuds said:you're obviously better at shaggin than you are at poker otherwise she wouldn't be mithering ya. You need to trick one of yer mates into slipping her one and then he can deal with the looney
I'm ashamed to say I did exactly this to one of my mates, when I was receiving similar grief off a deranged fruitcake of a similar persuasion to the OP's last squeeze.
It worked, but he got even more mither than I had suffered, and as nobody else by this time would touch Looney Tunes with a shitty stick, he, and I kid you not, got his old feller to give her a sorting.
Poor old twat was dead in twelve months and I still get guilty feelings after many years.
True story.
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The Flash said:Ancient Citizen said:charliebigspuds said:you're obviously better at shaggin than you are at poker otherwise she wouldn't be mithering ya. You need to trick one of yer mates into slipping her one and then he can deal with the looney
I'm ashamed to say I did exactly this to one of my mates, when I was receiving similar grief off a deranged fruitcake of a similar persuasion to the OP's last squeeze.
It worked, but he got even more mither than I had suffered, and as nobody else by this time would touch Looney Tunes with a shitty stick, he, and I kid you not, got his old feller to give her a sorting.
Poor old twat was dead in twelve months and I still get guilty feelings after many years.
True story.
Ancient Citizen - Killing his mate's parents with Loony Bints, since 1963.
Don't I'm filling up with shame here.
ali benarbia's studs
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watch out cilla black..... we got a match maker here! ffs.....The Flash said:Ancient Citizen said:charliebigspuds said:you're obviously better at shaggin than you are at poker otherwise she wouldn't be mithering ya. You need to trick one of yer mates into slipping her one and then he can deal with the looney
I'm ashamed to say I did exactly this to one of my mates, when I was receiving similar grief off a deranged fruitcake of a similar persuasion to the OP's last squeeze.
It worked, but he got even more mither than I had suffered, and as nobody else by this time would touch Looney Tunes with a shitty stick, he, and I kid you not, got his old feller to give her a sorting.
Poor old twat was dead in twelve months and I still get guilty feelings after many years.
True story.
Ancient Citizen - Killing his mate's parents with Loony Bints, since 1963.
Tuearts right boot
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You dont say how old she is. I'm betting she's over 40 and single. She therefore qualifies as a psycho. Trust me,I know
Gelsons Dad
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She's texting you.
You have a long long way to go on the crazy train my friend.
There are two accepted ways of relieving ones self of a crazy woman. The common method is the "out crazy the woman" as many have already pointed out on this thread. However, I prefer the "take full advantage and abuse the fuck out of her" method.
You will find that when a woman becomes this obsessed there is almost nothing she won't do if she feels it will ingratiate herself with you. So it's time to start thumbing through the youporn category list and pick out a starter. Remember you want rid of her so there is no need to hold back. Let your bad self run wild. I guarantee by the time you've made it to after dinner mints "I go golden shower at this stage" she will thinking very hard as to whether you really are the boy for her.
just set yourself a few ambitious targets and the time will fly by. If you get to midnight snacks and she hasn't suffered rectal prolapse you're not trying hard enough!
Enjoy ;-)
You have a long long way to go on the crazy train my friend.
There are two accepted ways of relieving ones self of a crazy woman. The common method is the "out crazy the woman" as many have already pointed out on this thread. However, I prefer the "take full advantage and abuse the fuck out of her" method.
You will find that when a woman becomes this obsessed there is almost nothing she won't do if she feels it will ingratiate herself with you. So it's time to start thumbing through the youporn category list and pick out a starter. Remember you want rid of her so there is no need to hold back. Let your bad self run wild. I guarantee by the time you've made it to after dinner mints "I go golden shower at this stage" she will thinking very hard as to whether you really are the boy for her.
just set yourself a few ambitious targets and the time will fly by. If you get to midnight snacks and she hasn't suffered rectal prolapse you're not trying hard enough!
Enjoy ;-)
Gelsons Dad said:She's texting you.
You have a long long way to go on the crazy train my friend.
There are two accepted ways of relieving ones self of a crazy woman. The common method is the "out crazy the woman" as many have already pointed out on this thread. However, I prefer the "take full advantage and abuse the fuck out of her" method.
You will find that when a woman becomes this obsessed there is almost nothing she won't do if she feels it will ingratiate herself with you. So it's time to start thumbing through the youporn category list and pick out a starter. Remember you want rid of her so there is no need to hold back. Let your bad self run wild. I guarantee by the time you've made it to after dinner mints "I go golden shower at this stage" she will thinking very hard as to whether you really are the boy for her.
just set yourself a few ambitious targets and the time will fly by. If you get to midnight snacks and she hasn't suffered rectal prolapse you're not trying hard enough!
Enjoy ;-)
Bastard! Just made my spit stella all over the the table. Now everyone in the pub keeps looking at me and I can't stop giggling!
Swales lives
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gobsteruk said:Gelsons Dad said:She's texting you.
You have a long long way to go on the crazy train my friend.
There are two accepted ways of relieving ones self of a crazy woman. The common method is the "out crazy the woman" as many have already pointed out on this thread. However, I prefer the "take full advantage and abuse the fuck out of her" method.
You will find that when a woman becomes this obsessed there is almost nothing she won't do if she feels it will ingratiate herself with you. So it's time to start thumbing through the youporn category list and pick out a starter. Remember you want rid of her so there is no need to hold back. Let your bad self run wild. I guarantee by the time you've made it to after dinner mints "I go golden shower at this stage" she will thinking very hard as to whether you really are the boy for her.
just set yourself a few ambitious targets and the time will fly by. If you get to midnight snacks and she hasn't suffered rectal prolapse you're not trying hard enough!
Enjoy ;-)
Bastard! Just made my spit stella all over the the table. Now everyone in the pub keeps looking at me and I can't stop giggling!
That is class advice Gelsons. I'm thinking, do her in the arse with the thick end of a champagne bottle as a bit of foreplay.
Ancient Citizen said:charliebigspuds said:you're obviously better at shaggin than you are at poker otherwise she wouldn't be mithering ya. You need to trick one of yer mates into slipping her one and then he can deal with the looney
I'm ashamed to say I did exactly this to one of my mates, when I was receiving similar grief off a deranged fruitcake of a similar persuasion to the OP's last squeeze.
It worked, but he got even more mither than I had suffered, and as nobody else by this time would touch Looney Tunes with a shitty stick, he, and I kid you not, got his old feller to give her a sorting.
Poor old twat was dead in twelve months and I still get guilty feelings after many years.
True story.
Outstanding!