Psycho woman... help please!

It's an awful feeling when a psycho woman attaches herself to you. Fortunately it hasn't happened to me since I was single, a long long time ago.
I can't be arsed telling the full story, I'm sure I've recounted it on here before, but she lived right opposite from me, and I was reduced to climbing over the back yard wall every time I left the house.
 
stony said:
It's an awful feeling when a psycho woman attaches herself to you. Fortunately it hasn't happened to me since I was single, a long long time ago.
I can't be arsed telling the full story, I'm sure I've recounted it on here before, but she lived right opposite from me, and I was reduced to climbing over the back yard wall every time I left the house.

The one I mentioned lived in Heywood and as far as I know stiill does .
 
Andy Dale said:
stony said:
It's an awful feeling when a psycho woman attaches herself to you. Fortunately it hasn't happened to me since I was single, a long long time ago.
I can't be arsed telling the full story, I'm sure I've recounted it on here before, but she lived right opposite from me, and I was reduced to climbing over the back yard wall every time I left the house.

The one I mentioned lived in Heywood and as far as I know stiill does .

Haha, it might be the same girl. How old is she, even if it isn't her I might know her.
 
Three_Hat-tricks said:
To cut a shit story short. Three weeks ago I started shagging a girl who lives on the floor above me in this apartment. Sadly she's fucking mental. I've told her, politely, that I don't want to start a relationship with her. But she's been bombarding me with texts all day. The best one: [on why I rejected her] "But I'm amazing and down to earth" She's pretty but unfortunately loopy. I think she's offended that someone actually rejected her, hence all the abuse I've been receiving today. Think of Glen Close and you won't be that wrong.


Jesus! Aren't you exhausted yet?

Try thinking of something rude and get it finished off.
 
stony said:
Andy Dale said:
stony said:
It's an awful feeling when a psycho woman attaches herself to you. Fortunately it hasn't happened to me since I was single, a long long time ago.
I can't be arsed telling the full story, I'm sure I've recounted it on here before, but she lived right opposite from me, and I was reduced to climbing over the back yard wall every time I left the house.

The one I mentioned lived in Heywood and as far as I know stiill does .

Haha, it might be the same girl. How old is she, even if it isn't her I might know her.
She'll be 50 now but you would do her cos she's a fit 50 . I'LL PM you her name etc. ha ha .
 
Andy Dale said:
stony said:
Andy Dale said:
The one I mentioned lived in Heywood and as far as I know stiill does .

Haha, it might be the same girl. How old is she, even if it isn't her I might know her.
She'll be 50 now but you would do her cos she's a fit 50 . I'LL PM you her name etc. ha ha .

Same age as my mrs, I bet one of us knows her, lol.
 
stony said:
Andy Dale said:
stony said:
Haha, it might be the same girl. How old is she, even if it isn't her I might know her.
She'll be 50 now but you would do her cos she's a fit 50 . I'LL PM you her name etc. ha ha .

Same age as my mrs, I bet one of us knows her, lol.
DONT tell her you talk to me. Please dont . Im not joking .
 
Andy Dale said:
stony said:
Andy Dale said:
She'll be 50 now but you would do her cos she's a fit 50 . I'LL PM you her name etc. ha ha .

Same age as my mrs, I bet one of us knows her, lol.
DONT tell her you talk to me. Please dont . Im not joking .

Haha, I don't live there anymore mate and I wouldn't do that. C'mon then, what's her name ?
 
Andy Dale said:
stony said:
Andy Dale said:
DONT tell her you talk to me. Please dont . Im not joking .

Haha, I don't live there anymore mate and I wouldn't do that. C'mon then, what's her name ?
Sent you PM . Bit unfair to name her on here .

I haven't received it yet mate, are you sure you sent it to the right Stony ?
 

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