Psycho woman... help please!

[Lucky Toma]

Confuse her already confused mind.

"I love you too much to commit to you"

 

[charliebigspuds]

Confuse her already confused mind.

"I love you too much to commit to you"

Fuck that she'll never let go just tell one of yer mates about this fit bird living above you but its a bit too close to home for you, if he's got out about him he'll be in like a shot and your problems are solved. May be best to advise him not to give her his number but in a way not to arouse suspicion

 

[Lucky Toma]

Confuse her already confused mind.

"I love you too much to commit to you"

Fuck that she'll never let go just tell one of yer mates about this fit bird living above you but its a bit too close to home for you, if he's got out about him he'll be in like a shot and your problems are solved. May be best to advise him not to give her his number but in a way not to arouse suspicion

I still say out-crazy her.

OP, wait for her return one evening on bended knee and a chunky diamond ring and suggest you immediately knock through the ceiling so you can co-inhabit.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Go round hers pummel her back doors in dry. Then pour a glass of wine and say to her you need to ask her a question, the question will be

"To take our beautiful relationship any further I need to take a shit on your chest and watch you smother yourself in it, only then will I know you love me, will you do this for me my love"








P.s If she says yes leg it and burn the apartment block down

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I have a lovely 8 inch scar parallel to the nut sack, you don't know the half of looney!!!

 

[didactic]

To cut a shit story short. Three weeks ago I started shagging a girl who lives on the floor above me in this apartment. Sadly she's fucking mental. I've told her, politely, that I don't want to start a relationship with her. But she's been bombarding me with texts all day. The best one: [on why I rejected her] "But I'm amazing and down to earth" She's pretty but unfortunately loopy. I think she's offended that someone actually rejected her, hence all the abuse I've been receiving today. Think of Glen Close and you won't be that wrong.

Do not play with crazy women fuck it people in general emotions can drive people to do all sorts of madness and why fuck the chick upstairs? Shitting where you sleep comes to mind. You are fucked my advice though it may seem fun to get all the attention and its easy access clunge if you come home drunk or alone is leave it be. Ignore here and cut her off completely do not encourage her. This could get much messier than it already is.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dGXh5KbUo[/youtube]

 

[Mike D]

To cut a shit story short. Three weeks ago I started shagging a girl who lives on the floor above me in this apartment. Sadly she's fucking mental. I've told her, politely, that I don't want to start a relationship with her. But she's been bombarding me with texts all day. The best one: [on why I rejected her] "But I'm amazing and down to earth" She's pretty but unfortunately loopy. I think she's offended that someone actually rejected her, hence all the abuse I've been receiving today. Think of Glen Close and you won't be that wrong.

that's what you get for shitting on your own door step

 

[malg]

OK, so going off some of the replies on here, the answer to:

'Hiya big boy, how do fancy a shag?'

- from a good looking neighbour, would be

'No thanks, you live too nearby'


Yeah right..........

 

[Lavinda Past]

Hmmm... the words s*it and doorstep spring to mind.

Marry her. She'll soon get fed up and want to clear off.

Worked for me once.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

I have a lovely 8 inch scar parallel to the nut sack, you don't know the half of looney!!!

I'm more concerned about the length of your nutsack