mancmackem
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If he's sent it stonie, that is immense!
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Psycho woman... help please!
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MCFC-alan88 said:Don't shit where you eat.
Wow
skiddypants
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Mad Sarah from Heywood.
Carstairs
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Only one thing for it....
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Blue Til Death
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Wait until she goes for a shit, stun her with a couple of good digs with a baseball bat then shoot the woman.... Worked for Oscar!!
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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jayfx said:Tell her that you have aids.
If that doesn't work, I really would run for the hills.
He could be too late there. She might have beaten him to it!!
york away to this!
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this thread has potential, has he been killed yet?
psycho bints are to be avoided at all costs (unless you're a bit tipsy and she's a bit fit, of course...)
I once, ahem, "met" a lovely young nurse in the conti... very pretty, wonderful sex, complete loon. After a one night rummage I made my excuses and disappeared - she tracked me down more competently than inch high private eye and turned up at my folk's house, god knows how she found me. They rather helpfuly sent her down the road to the pub I was working in at the time, (with my then girlfriend....)...
psycho bints are to be avoided at all costs (unless you're a bit tipsy and she's a bit fit, of course...)
I once, ahem, "met" a lovely young nurse in the conti... very pretty, wonderful sex, complete loon. After a one night rummage I made my excuses and disappeared - she tracked me down more competently than inch high private eye and turned up at my folk's house, god knows how she found me. They rather helpfuly sent her down the road to the pub I was working in at the time, (with my then girlfriend....)...
Pigeonho
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Talk about a shitty situation! At least with a one night stand with some random bird from town you have the luxury of knowing she doesn't live right above your fucking flat!
You know that scene in Goodfellas where Mrs Hill goes to Janice Rossi's apartment block, presses all the other residents' buzzers and tells them all that she, (Rossi), is a whore? You could do the same. Press all the buzzers and say 'Oi, you know her in flat, (insert her flat number here)? Well her fanny stinks of fish'. Add a menacing 'Hahahaha' at the end and jobs done, bobs your uncle - problem sorted.
You know that scene in Goodfellas where Mrs Hill goes to Janice Rossi's apartment block, presses all the other residents' buzzers and tells them all that she, (Rossi), is a whore? You could do the same. Press all the buzzers and say 'Oi, you know her in flat, (insert her flat number here)? Well her fanny stinks of fish'. Add a menacing 'Hahahaha' at the end and jobs done, bobs your uncle - problem sorted.
york away to this!
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wonder if he heard a strange drilling sound from the flat above last night? - she's watching you!!
charliebigspuds
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you're obviously better at shaggin than you are at poker otherwise she wouldn't be mithering ya. You need to trick one of yer mates into slipping her one and then he can deal with the looney