Put Down Lines

[Josh Blue]

You read and realise it was a piss take.

Oh the ironing.

Get the net, I've caught one ;)

A proper wank cop out.

Theres no shame in being fished by me mate. Salmon.

 

[GStar]

Why did no-one introduce me to you or Skashion on Saturday?

 

[mammutly]

Why did no-one introduce me to you or Skashion on Saturday?

I only stayed an hour.

Then went out and had the most expensive night of my life in town.

1. Never eat Wings when it's your shout

2. Never go to the Sky Lounge afterwards.

3. and never, no really never, go to a casino when you're really good at pretending to be sober.

Moral - no idea. But I wish i'd stayed with you lot.

Next time.

 

[94th Minute]

Did anyone hear the one about Ian Botham and Rodney Marsh

Rodney says to Beefy, 'Oi Beefy lad, your wife's retarded' so Beefy replies 'Yeah, but I fucked your kids'

Its something like that anyway, if anyone has the actual quote, please post it, it'll bug the shit out of me otherwise

Haha, a new 'spin' on this one!

Rodney: How's your wife and my kids?
Botham: The wife's fine but the kids are retarded.

Thanks that'd of kept me awake all night

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Why did no-one introduce me to you or Skashion on Saturday?

Because you're too pretty?

I have no idea how that makes sense.

 

[GStar]

Hahaha... I have no words.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Hahaha... I have no words.

I have nothing else to add.

 

[mammutly]

Hahaha... I have no words.

I have nothing else to add.

Tease. What did Rodders say?

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Hahaha... I have no words.

I have nothing else to add.

Tease. What did Rodders say?

You've lost me.

 

[Barcon]

Did anyone hear the one about Ian Botham and Rodney Marsh

Rodney says to Beefy, 'Oi Beefy lad, your wife's retarded' so Beefy replies 'Yeah, but I fucked your kids'

Its something like that anyway, if anyone has the actual quote, please post it, it'll bug the shit out of me otherwise

Haha, a new 'spin' on this one!

Rodney: How's your wife and my kids?
Botham: The wife's fine but the kids are retarded.

Thanks that'd of kept me awake all night

"Have", you ****.