Put Down Lines

[Andy Dale]

You're so tight you only breathe in.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

some absolute gold by Malcolm here....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAyazqtQj8[/youtube]

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Ronaldo : "God sent me to earth to show people how to play football".


In a later interview with Lionel Messi, the journalist bought up this quote, and asked Leo's view, he simply replied: "I never sent anybody"

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

You're so tight you only breathe in.

He's a bit roman.....Titus Fuckus

Tighter than Rambos headband

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

For the Cricket fans:

Saangerkaara said to Nasser Hussain once when he walked out to the Wicket to Bat -

Fuck me Naz, still coming in at number three?, thought you would be down to seven or eight by now".

The greatest ever was on the ask the audience to ask a question part on the Baddiel and Skinner chat show -any questions:

A Gentleman in the audience had a question for Baddiel; -

"David, how does it feel to be Andrew Ridgely to Frank's George Michael"

 

[waterloo blue]

George Roper (not the one out of george & mildred),was at the Willows and some pisshead was trying to slag him off from the back of the room,George replies come up here mate don't be shy,your fucking mother wasn't.
End of his ten minute spot,as it kicks off with the blokes family.

 

[94th Minute]

Keep it coming mate they'll soon make you wish you hadn't apologised.

All over their faces? It'll take some effort but I'll give it ago, thanks for the advice

You disgust me. Yellow fucking writting my saggy balls. ****.

It's 'writing' you yawning ass of Katona's arse

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Had my bro living with me through a turbulent divorce. He came out with two crackers.....

Are you still here? If i wanted to spend my evening looking at a t**t I would have gone to a lap dancing bar


And

I know you don't do anal but just realised I have spent the last six months F***king an arse.

 

[bennyblue]

This was a goodun from yesterday, the master that is frankie boyle

 

[2sheikhs]

The best one I've seen and heard was in the canteen where I used to work. Some of the lads were saying how their dads had different attitudes to their sons growing up and having sex. One of the lads was saying how his dad had a "get in there my son" attitude. He said that when he told his dad he'd just had his first blow job, his dad just laughed and poured him a whiskey. One of the other lads said "Was that just to get rid of the taste of it"?