Put Down Lines

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Rodney Marsh said to Ian Botham: 'How are your family?' to which Ian Botham retorted: "The wife's a bit of a hound, but in our culture, we'd say you've been eating for 2 years...." Before going on to say "And it's 'is' your family, not 'are'!

 

[SWP's back]

Haha, a new 'spin' on this one!

Rodney: How's your wife and my kids?
Botham: The wife's fine but the kids are retarded.

Thanks that'd of kept me awake all night

"Have", you ****.

I'm liking this forum more.

 

[The Ox]

Would always liked to have stood up at the Embassy Club and Bernard Manning to start heckling me :-
Bernard "Where you going you fat **** ?"
The Ox "For a quick piss before the comedian comes on !"
I always wondered what his next put down would have been.

 

[94th Minute]

Haha, a new 'spin' on this one!

Rodney: How's your wife and my kids?
Botham: The wife's fine but the kids are retarded.

Thanks that'd of kept me awake all night

"Have", you ****.

Have I what? You cum gargler?

Joking, apologies for the shit grammar and even shitter wind ups throughout this thread

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Thanks that'd of kept me awake all night

"Have", you ****.

Have I what? You cum gargler?

Joking, apologies for the shit grammar and even shitter wind ups throughout this thread

Keep it coming mate they'll soon make you wish you hadn't apologised.

 

[94th Minute]

"Have", you ****.

Have I what? You cum gargler?

Joking, apologies for the shit grammar and even shitter wind ups throughout this thread

Keep it coming mate they'll soon make you wish you hadn't apologised.

All over their faces? It'll take some effort but I'll give it ago, thanks for the advice

 

[Barcon]

Have I what? You cum gargler?

Joking, apologies for the shit grammar and even shitter wind ups throughout this thread

Keep it coming mate they'll soon make you wish you hadn't apologised.

All over their faces? It'll take some effort but I'll give it ago, thanks for the advice

You disgust me. Yellow fucking writting my saggy balls. ****.

 

[The Flash]

Did anyone hear the one about Ian Botham and Rodney Marsh

Rodney says to Beefy, 'Oi Beefy lad, your wife's retarded' so Beefy replies 'Yeah, but I fucked your kids'

Its something like that anyway, if anyone has the actual quote, please post it, it'll bug the shit out of me otherwise

Brilliant. Quite brilliant. Tears of laughter here! Funniest post in a looooooong time.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Rodney : How's the wife and kids? Did you get the car you've been looking for?

Smithers-Jones : I don't think so

 

[hackneyslim]

It's not cricket - what is that anyway? - but an old review of a premier of a musical in New York City, some theatre critic wrote;

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics."

Always struck me as one he saved for the most apposite occasion. Remarkably rude.