Queen Elizabeth II

[Gray]

I wonder which member of the PR team happened to let the BBC know Team Beckham was there...?

It's got him the publicity he wanted in a week the media has been dominated by mourning the former monarch.

He's a ****.

Don't be daft, it would have been one of the people around him in the crowd.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I'd call making love to her Excalibur. Who ever managed to pull me out should be the rightful king of England.

Quality :-)

 

[Gray]

stop being fucking offensive , you are talking bollocks

He has never heard of embalming obviously.

 

[Elbow beards]

I’m surprised that anyone could be surprised that the coffin might have been empty.

If a corpse isn’t kept on ice it ballon’s up with expanding gasses, generally rots and stinks to high heavens.
If anyone doesn’t believe that then they should throw a fresh chicken into the boot of their car and leave it there for a week.

Empty coffin / corpse on ice. It would be indecent to do otherwise.
What’s not to know about that?

You clearly don't work in a funeral parlour.

 

[pride in battle]

Washed up as a footballer, trying to keep himself relevant in the limelight. Him and his simpleton,skinny, talentless skeleton wife know how to play the game, even if it means queuing for 12 hours to do so. ****.

You need to get a life mate...

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Just reading about a bloke being arrested for trying to hug the coffin.

Anyone know of Wayne Rooney’s whereabouts over the last 24 hours?

 

[Stephen230]

I wonder which member of the PR team happened to let the BBC know Team Beckham was there...?

It's got him the publicity he wanted in a week the media has been dominated by mourning the former monarch.

He's a ****.

We had radio 5 on all night at work on Thursday. It seems like 90% of the BBC workforce has been deployed on queue duty, hunting out anybody with a story to tell. And many who don’t . He really wouldn’t have been that hard to spot.

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[Ste1969]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It doesn't matter how long it is, you won't see it from space, utter bollocks.

You might if Gemma Collins is in the queue.