Queen Elizabeth II

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'm not saying anyone knows.
I'm saying that may have been what her attending doctor thought.
It may not.
Heart failure is a specific medical diagnosis which she may well not have had. Obviously her heart would have ceased to beat at death but that is not an indication of heart failure.

Well, it kind of is as it’s failed to do its job.

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter.

 

[aguero93:20]

No it wouldn’t. It would be cancer/Covid/heart failure/brain aneurism etc.

One thing is for sure, if I die at 115, hardly anyone on this board would be around to see it.

I have this tenner....

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I have this tenner....

Well, I’m down as if I die before anyone else, I’m not around to pay my debt.

 

[aguero93:20]

Well, I’m down as if I die before anyone else, I’m not around to pay my debt.

Sneaky fucking Brit:)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sneaky fucking Brit:)

And if I get dementia, I won’t remember.

Send me your tenner for safe keeping. It might buy me a slice of bread at Xmas.

 

[aguero93:20]

And if I get dementia, I won’t remember.

Send me your tenner for safe keeping. It might buy me a slice of bread at Xmas.

The way inflation is going you'd be lucky.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The way inflation is going you'd be lucky.

Could you send it registered Mail, guaranteed in 24 hours please?

 

[aguero93:20]

Could you send it registered Mail, guaranteed in 24 hours please?

Think they're on strike?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Think they're on strike?

It’d cost a grand too, probably.

 

[aguero93:20]

It’d cost a grand too, probably.

Only if I get my fucking skates on