Question for Bluemoon's Legal Team

[snorky]

Right! Stop this, it's silly!
It started off as a nice little sketch about murder by hedgehog, but now it's just getting silly!!

 

[mrbelfry]

Right! Stop this, it's silly!
It started off as a nice little sketch about murder by hedgehog, but now it's just getting silly!!

What animal would you suggest to assist you in murder? Something like a shark could handle disposing of the body but is a bad getaway driver. Unless I could get my hands on a tank but then you lose the element of surprise

 

[mrbelfry]

What if you got done for murdering someone who you didn’t murder and then got out and actuality did murder them. Could you get done for murdering them again?

I know this is a film but I can’t remember the ending.

Hmmmm it's clear I've not thought this through very well. Need to seek more advice from my legal team

 

[Tarzan41]

You’d be far better advised devising a murder where you can’t get caught, so adapting your MO to exclude the use of a hedgehog would probably be a good start.

And don’t discuss it on Blue Moon. Or if you do put it in the 115 thread where it will probably go unnoticed among discussions of York away and Miss Venezuela.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Supposing I lived in a large city at the mouth of the River Mersey and declared myself independent? What would that make me?

A **** :)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The only moral justification for murdering someone is if they deploy the term ‘legal team’.

So where have you buried Brooklands Blue 2.0?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

So where have you buried Brooklands Blue 2.0?

That’s between me and my hedgehog.

 

[moomba]

There was a long running dispute between the Australian government and a land owner who claimed independence from the government. Prince Leonard of Hutt River.

 

[calumdown]

The scene with Britt Eckland dancing definitely wasn’t.

forgive me for ruining your youthful masterbations,
but it was a body~double not her.
don't take it too hard.

 

[calumdown]

I haven't killed anyone yet. This is purely a theoretical exercise. Any similarities to a past and/or future event are purely coincidental. Pep is safe though

once the theoreticals are done with,
the planning is perfected
and you go ahead with said murder,
why would anyone need to find out about it?
i've no idea how large your island is but i'd hazard it'd be fairly easy to dig a very deep grave.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Supposing I lived in a large city at the mouth of the River Mersey and declared myself independent? What would that make me?

A ****!

THIS kind of stuff is why I love BM so much! Top riposte!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Oh dear- make sure nobody gives GDM a hedgehog gutter brush. I think he's in the mood to use it

Don’t judges wear gutter brushes on their heads when they’re in court?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You’d be far better advised devising a murder where you can’t get caught, so adapting your MO to exclude the use of a hedgehog would probably be a good start.

Nice frozen leg of lamb as the weapon, then roasted and eaten?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

forgive me for ruining your youthful masterbations,
but it was a body~double not her.
don't take it too hard.

Not from the front, surely.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nice frozen leg of lamb as the weapon, then roasted and eaten?

I prefer roast hedgehog personally. Tastes like chicken.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Interesting conversation came up over dinner today. Suppose I buy a small island off the coast of Scotland and declare independence. Then someone visits my island from the UK and I murder them using a hedgehog gutter brush. It's my island and I haven't made a law making murder illegal. Can I still be prosecuted?

Welcome, Alec Baldwin

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I prefer roast hedgehog personally. Tastes like chicken.

Make sure you clean the spines thoroughly.

 

[flook]

forgive me for ruining your youthful masterbations,
but it was a body~double not her.
don't take it too hard.

frankly the name was rather irrelevant

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Depends who it is you killed.

If it was someone like Putin or that Irish dipper bloke I’d let it slide.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Even if I've legally purchased it and declared myself independent?

For fucks sake. Liverpool fans have declared their dump of a place independent from England. Doesn’t mean England (or the UK Government) have sat in the HOP and debated it and replied “oh all right then, off you go…”