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The amount of people, especially young adult tourists at Champions League games, with backpacks is ridiculous.

I can't think of a reason why you would need to take a backpack to a football match. Maybe if you require some sort of large medication that can't be kept in pockets.

However, I think some of these freaks wear them as some sort of fashion or use them as some sort of childish security blanket. I'd be very tempted to tell people that bags are banned or make them go through a particularly inconvenient entrance to let everyone who can manage to summon up the courage to spend 2 hours without a bag get through a lot quicker.
 
The amount of people, especially young adult tourists at Champions League games, with backpacks is ridiculous.

I can't think of a reason why you would need to take a backpack to a football match. Maybe if you require some sort of large medication that can't be kept in pockets.

However, I think some of these freaks wear them as some sort of fashion or use them as some sort of childish security blanket. I'd be very tempted to tell people that bags are banned or make them go through a particularly inconvenient entrance to let everyone who can manage to summon up the courage to spend 2 hours without a bag get through a lot quicker
 
Wow - so I am a ST holder, travel up 3+ hours on train from St Albans to every home game and you expect me to bring no bag with stuff to do on train journey etc??
 
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Sorry 13k. The attendance was 42500
 
The amount of people, especially young adult tourists at Champions League games, with backpacks is ridiculous.

I can't think of a reason why you would need to take a backpack to a football match. Maybe if you require some sort of large medication that can't be kept in pockets.

However, I think some of these freaks wear them as some sort of fashion or use them as some sort of childish security blanket. I'd be very tempted to tell people that bags are banned or make them go through a particularly inconvenient entrance to let everyone who can manage to summon up the courage to spend 2 hours without a bag get through a lot quicker.
And I am a freak??? Thanks
 
Maybe they should have queues for those with and without bags, I know if I was in a big queue taking ages because I had a bag next time I wouldn't have one.
 
Next home game I taking a bag with a big fucking dildo in it. Handcuffs, gimp mask the lot

Let's see their face when it emptied
 
Next home game I taking a bag with a big fucking dildo in it. Handcuffs, gimp mask the lot

Let's see their face when it emptied

I did this and things are now going great with Big Helga the Showsec security woman who searched my bag........at least I think she's a woman, she can be a bit rough!
 
It was back to normal tonight. Just turned up, no queue whatsoever and walked straight in. Ideal
 
Wow - so I am a ST holder, travel up 3+ hours on train from St Albans to every home game and you expect me to bring no bag with stuff to do on train journey etc??
Headphones.

You can then listen to music and books.

Buy a book at At Alban's Station. Read it. Leave it on the train when you get off. Or do the same with a newspaper.

You really have no need for a bag.
 
What sort of stuff? Do you have jigsaws and monopoly and shit?
You need a bag for a 3hr train journey?
What a load of bollocks, fucking grow a pair ffs!

Funny as fuck! If his bag contains 12 cans of Strongbow though, he deserves a free pass ;)

Of course, his bag could contain items that would come in handy if some shitbag tried to slap him!
 
Next home game I taking a bag with a big fucking dildo in it. Handcuffs, gimp mask the lot

Let's see their face when it emptied

My mate actually does that in airports, always a highlight of any holiday
 
The first tier of the East Stand looked to be about 85- 90% full ten mins after kick off. Dont know where they'd all come from as the concourse was very quiet and hardly any queues when I arrived 35 mins before ko. The "searches" didnt seem any different from the Monaco game either.
 
So basically, an Islamic Fundamentalist would only target a game in the Premier League or the Champions League?
No wonder, the FA Cup's going downhill
 

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