Rag Cafe in Meltdown (merged)

[Ubiquitous]

I honestly have never supported United - this reception is disappointing and puzzling in equal measure

Post a link to your FB profile. We will have a look on your wall and it will be clear to see who you support from reading your history.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

lol although I'm quite a new fan, I've never supported United although I think there some around my way who have converted from Spurs and Chelsea recently

yh and my nan's Jesper Blomqvist, now jog along.

My mum is Karel Poborsky and my dad is Jordi Cruyff. I have deficient, weak genes although my granddad was so good they named a little move after him.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

I'm live near Chelmsford and this season particularly I now see City fans than United fans. When they talk about their trophies we just turn it round and laugh back at them and tell them we'll be signing their players soon, and they'll never be able to buy success like us from now on. Mainly good-natured banter mind.

You're doing it all wrong, this is how you're supposed to do it to cause much merriment amongst your half witted red friends...read and digest...especially the key words, I'll highlight them for you. Here goes....

Me CITEH fan long time but now in UK. Loved the MASSIVE win on Sunday but could not get ticket in big Manchester cup final so got off the train in STOCKPORT and watched it in pub with many blues like me, pub was rafters packed.

Lots of cheering in pub when we score many and dropped my BITTER when number 5 goal. Many red fans i have told me that CITEH never be champions and now don't even have the BIGGEST FLOODLIGHT IN THE LAND since move from Maine St to WASTELANDS. They go on about COUNCIL HOUSE but my English joke isn't the best and cannot understand this?

When number 6 goal go in they text me to tell me 20,000 EMPTY SEATS at every home game. Hope this bit true so i can get ticket for big champions carling game next time. Only game i see citizens was lots of year back at YORK AWAY, over 100,000 in away corner,bizarre!

 

[casualdeyna]

Can't believe that rag posing as a blue is on a wind up after they got humped 6-1, they are the laughing stock of football at the moment, long may it continue

 

[stony]

I hate half term. It's the same every time, we get a bunch of rag dickheads pretending to be City fans when they should be doing their homework.

 

[Metal Biker]

I'm live near Chelmsford and this season particularly I now see City fans than United fans. When they talk about their trophies we just turn it round and laugh back at them and tell them we'll be signing their players soon, and they'll never be able to buy success like us from now on. Mainly good-natured banter mind.

You're doing it all wrong, this is how you're supposed to do it to cause much merriment amongst your half witted red friends...read and digest...especially the key words, I'll highlight them for you. Here goes....

Me CITEH fan long time but now in UK. Loved the MASSIVE win on Sunday but could not get ticket in big Manchester cup final so got off the train in STOCKPORT and watched it in pub with many blues like me, pub was rafters packed.

Lots of cheering in pub when we score many and dropped my BITTER when number 5 goal. Many red fans i have told me that CITEH never be champions and now don't even have the BIGGEST FLOODLIGHT IN THE LAND since move from Maine St to WASTELANDS. They go on about COUNCIL HOUSE but my English joke isn't the best and cannot understand this?

When number 6 goal go in they text me to tell me 20,000 EMPTY SEATS at every home game. Hope this bit true so i can get ticket for big champions carling game next time. Only game i see citizens was lots of year back at YORK AWAY, over 100,000 in away corner,bizarre!

That's pretty good.....maybe TOO good..... :O RAAAG!!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I hate half term. It's the same every time, we get a bunch of rag dickheads pretending to be City fans when they should be doing their homework.

The kind of schools these guys go to don't give out homework. Less a school and more a day care centre. Don't take the piss, it isn't funny having to watch these mentally deficient peckers humiliate themselves.

 

[MATCITY]

I hate half term. It's the same every time, we get a bunch of rag dickheads pretending to be City fans when they should be doing their homework.

The kind of schools these guys go to don't give out homework. Less a school and more a day care centre. Don't take the piss, it isn't funny having to watch these mentally deficient peckers humiliate themselves.

not heard that word for while

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I'm live near Chelmsford and this season particularly I now see City fans than United fans. When they talk about their trophies we just turn it round and laugh back at them and tell them we'll be signing their players soon, and they'll never be able to buy success like us from now on. Mainly good-natured banter mind.

You're doing it all wrong, this is how you're supposed to do it to cause much merriment amongst your half witted red friends...read and digest...especially the key words, I'll highlight them for you. Here goes....

Me CITEH fan long time but now in UK. Loved the MASSIVE win on Sunday but could not get ticket in big Manchester cup final so got off the train in STOCKPORT and watched it in pub with many blues like me, pub was rafters packed.

Lots of cheering in pub when we score many and dropped my BITTER when number 5 goal. Many red fans i have told me that CITEH never be champions and now don't even have the BIGGEST FLOODLIGHT IN THE LAND since move from Maine St to WASTELANDS. They go on about COUNCIL HOUSE but my English joke isn't the best and cannot understand this?

When number 6 goal go in they text me to tell me 20,000 EMPTY SEATS at every home game. Hope this bit true so i can get ticket for big champions carling game next time. Only game i see citizens was lots of year back at YORK AWAY, over 100,000 in away corner,bizarre!

Brilliant Barry. I may copy this and blanket post it to every one that comes on here.

Strangley we haven't had any this till this one.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I hate half term. It's the same every time, we get a bunch of rag dickheads pretending to be City fans when they should be doing their homework.

The kind of schools these guys go to don't give out homework. Less a school and more a day care centre. Don't take the piss, it isn't funny having to watch these mentally deficient peckers humiliate themselves.

not heard that word for while

I'm bringing it back!