Rag Cafe in Meltdown (merged)

TCIB said:
de niro said:
the 7th post down in this thread is my favourite ever cafe post.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/post-match-manchester-united-v-newcastle-346420/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/post-match-ma ... le-346420/</a>

Bloody hell haha, all he is missing are the tetters "A" and "W" inbetween the "R" and "k". Actually scrap that, he is on a whole different level.

"The first goal was two yards offside. The second didn't even cross the line but everyone decided to overlook that. The third was the wind. We should've had a penalty when Berbatov's header was handballed onto the post. I make it 1-1. Probably 2-0 to us if West Ham had been rightfully relegated a couple of years back instead of Sheffield United, then Ba wouldn't have ended up at Newcastle and we would've controlled the game."

My lord, if he was wumming then ok but, damn.
''Didn't even cross the line''? What the fuck is he on about; it was at least a yard over the line. Then again....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-8dOjeVC80[/youtube]
 
TCIB said:
de niro said:
the 7th post down in this thread is my favourite ever cafe post.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/post-match-manchester-united-v-newcastle-346420/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/post-match-ma ... le-346420/</a>

Bloody hell haha, all he is missing are the tetters "A" and "W" inbetween the "R" and "k". Actually scrap that, he is on a whole different level.

"The first goal was two yards offside. The second didn't even cross the line but everyone decided to overlook that. The third was the wind. We should've had a penalty when Berbatov's header was handballed onto the post. I make it 1-1. Probably 2-0 to us if West Ham had been rightfully relegated a couple of years back instead of Sheffield United, then Ba wouldn't have ended up at Newcastle and we would've controlled the game."

My lord, if he was wumming then ok but, damn.

Wasnt the West Ham, Sheffield United thing 2007. I make that 5 years, pleanty of time to go down, back up and buy Demba Ba. But then nothing that guy says makes sense if Ba had been 2 yards offside he would of been standing on the keepers head
 
Their predictions for Sunday.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/predictions-sunday-346398/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/predictions-sunday-346398/</a>
 
Pam said:
Their predictions for Sunday.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/predictions-sunday-346398/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/predictions-sunday-346398/</a>


They wish they were playing somebody else. ha ha. shitting themselves
 
Can't believe the stick that Phil Jones is getting, i thought the way he took the third goal last night was very clinical. you just can't coach technique like that.

you either have it or not.
 
abu13 said:
Can't believe the stick that Phil Jones is getting, i thought the way he took the third goal last night was very clinical. you just can't coach technique like that.

you either have it or not.
I can't understand why anone would want to head a ball at ankle height, I'd love to know the thought process he went through.
 
cleavers said:
abu13 said:
Can't believe the stick that Phil Jones is getting, i thought the way he took the third goal last night was very clinical. you just can't coach technique like that.

you either have it or not.
I can't understand why anone would want to head a ball at ankle height, I'd love to know the thought process he went through.

Stan jones thought process went like this...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuckitttttttt"
 
de niro said:
the 7th post down in this thread is my favourite ever cafe post.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/post-match-manchester-united-v-newcastle-346420/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/post-match-ma ... le-346420/</a>

That one is up there with the ''Four Candles'' Two Ronnies sketch, some people need another hobby.
 

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