Rags lost - put all your jokes in here

[mcfcglossop]

best joke txt if had so far..

whats red and goes beep beep

uniteds open top reversing bck into the garage

fucking quality

 

[shadygiz]

U.N.I.T.E.D
embarrassed in italy
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
BARCA took the piss in Rome!

 

[mcfcjosh]

That Britains got talent was good tonight, this argie bloke put a ball in a net and made this scottish bloke with a big red nose disapear! FUKING MAGIC!

 

[Gyppo]

Manchester City Council have issued a flood warning due to the masses of City fans pissing themselves with laughter!

 

[ray21]

A.I.G
Alex Is Gutted.

What does a United fan say to His son, after they have been watching The Mighty Red,s retain the Champion League ?? Turn the playstation off now son,it's getting late.

 

[chino the blue]

a phoneline line as been set up for suicidal utd fans 0800 2 0 2 0 2 0

 

[kurious oranj]

 

[Darker shade of Blue]

swine flu just discovered in italy , 20,000 united fans PIG SICK

lmao

 

[mcfc_nick]

Whats that beeping I can hear in Manchester???
Oh,
Its the open top bus reversing back into its garage!!!

haha, Quality!

 

[zandvoort blue]

That second goal was a bit Messi.