Rags lost - put all your jokes in here

[Kippaxsteps]

Platini has announced next time United get to a European Cup final they must play with two balls so they can have a kick

 

[poyntonblue]

Bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks 'how much for humiliation?' The Madam replys '£37.50'.
'And what do I get for that?' he asks.
'A fucking United shirt' she replies.

 

[cityjo]

FOR SALE: 40,000 Man Utd Final flags - good as new, only been waved for 10 minutes!!

 

[cityjo]

FOR SALE.... 70,000 Man Utd 2009 Champions league winners t shirts. Contact <a class="postlink" href="http://www.overconfidentbastards.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.overconfidentbastards.com</a>

 

[zandvoort blue]

Apparently Wayne has had a call from Harry Potter. He says he wants his invisible cloak back.

 

[Spindash]

Apparently Wayne has had a call from Harry Potter. He says he wants his invisible cloak back.

Arf arf arf.

 

[poyntonblue]

Bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks 'how much for humiliation?'
The Madam answers '£37.50'
'And what do I get for that?' he asks
'A Man Utd shirt' she replies

 

[zandvoort blue]

Apparently the Rag fan that got stabbed on Tuesday night was well gutted by last nights final whistle.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

All roads now lead out of Rome and back to London, Devon, Dublin, Dorset, Norfolk .......

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

whats the difference between a trampoline and a twat in a united jersey??

you take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline