Rags lost - put all your jokes in here

[johnmc]

Can we keep all the jokes in one thread please.

 

[mcfc_brazil]

Man United fans are now being investigated as part of the expenses scandal...apparently 90 percent of them have been claiming for a second home in Manchester. ;)

 

[city-till-i-cry]

Whats that beeping I can hear in Manchester???
Oh,
Its the open top bus reversing back into its garage!!!

 

[Danamy]

Argentina Argentina Argentina!!!!!!

 

[blueheartedgirl]

panasonic hd tv 1000 pound, panasonic hd surround 500 pound ,sky hd subscription 600 pound , watching man u lose in high definition PRICELESS........

 

[dollydimple]

FOR HIRE ONE OPEN TOP BUS TO DO A TOUR OF MANCHESTER TOMORROW! AVAILABLE DUE TO LATE CANCELLATION!

 

[Hinchcliffes chin]

ha

Argentina Argentina Argentina!!!!!!

ha ha top shelf!!! fucking irony!!!!!

 

[wearethesouthstand]

swine flu just discovered in italy , 20,000 united fans PIG SICK

 

[bluetoby]

welder needed in salford

to put roof back on bus !!

 

[wearethesouthstand]

ferdinand off to spain - got a job as a donkey on the beach at salou