Rangers Thread - 2023/24

That’s really hilarious. No it really is but there is one small problem with that…

The last penalty against Rangers in domestic football was only 11 days ago.

That’s them damn pesky facts again.
And a world record 67 games ago for the last league penalty conceded.

Refs doing their best to keep a title race alive as usual….
 
That’s really hilarious. No it really is but there is one small problem with that…

The last penalty against Rangers in domestic football was only 11 days ago.

That’s them damn pesky facts again.
How are you feeling about your latest set of disastrous financials? Although I excelled at economics at Uni I must have bribed my results now that I think about it. Bennett trying to say things are great and you are going to be serial winners, after a £250k profit and having pissed away the CL money and the Shirley money, with a bigger wage bill than us going forward, makes me want to call for a Stewards inquiry to get my degree downgraded as I obviously know fuck all.

Unsustainable mate. Now it’s a demand for a player model like ours. The big bluebottle in the ointment is you have heehaw to sell for big money. Not a single ****. You have all of Beales.Bellends on long term deals and no doors at Ibrox will be broken down to buy those pricks.

Conversely, we have circa £100 already in the bank, and a right few players who have potential to bring us in much more.

Me thinks it’s time for another worthless share issue. Is it true you don’t get a certificate for them anymore as the paper is worth more than the shares? Taxi driver told me that.

They better watch themselves or it’s reboot mark 2.

Oh the Bluebell's are blue indeed.
 
Let’s have a look at what you could have won. If only Beale and your recruitment team were worth a single fuck. :)

 
How are you feeling about your latest set of disastrous financials? Although I excelled at economics at Uni I must have bribed my results now that I think about it. Bennett trying to say things are great and you are going to be serial winners, after a £250k profit and having pissed away the CL money and the Shirley money, with a bigger wage bill than us going forward, makes me want to call for a Stewards inquiry to get my degree downgraded as I obviously know fuck all.

Unsustainable mate. Now it’s a demand for a player model like ours. The big bluebottle in the ointment is you have heehaw to sell for big money. Not a single ****. You have all of Beales.Bellends on long term deals and no doors at Ibrox will be broken down to buy those pricks.

Conversely, we have circa £100 already in the bank, and a right few players who have potential to bring us in much more.

Me thinks it’s time for another worthless share issue. Is it true you don’t get a certificate for them anymore as the paper is worth more than the shares? Taxi driver told me that.

They better watch themselves or it’s reboot mark 2.

Oh the Bluebell's are blue indeed.
All that and not a single Sevco? No Zombie references?

Standards are slipping

We’re Doomed !!!
 
They do a better job of it than Rangers. Take away all their penalties and they would struggle to be 3rd.
We’ve had the same amount of penalties as your mob.

You do realise we very sportingly missed our only contentious penalty?

You do realise the worst refereeing / VAR error at the weekend led to Rangers being denied a goal at the. The ‘Dive’ had no affect on the game.

Two glaring ‘honest mistakes’ is the only reason your top of the league. The Goldson penalty v Killie and the Roofe goal in OF game.
 
Not my style. But seriously, you a little bit concerned?
I’m not at all.

Is NEH costs in these figures?

Are the wages for Morelos, McGregor, Arfield, Kent, Helander and Kamara is the wage bill?

I saw the thread on FF but just skipped through it.

I do agree we have been stung with Dessers at £4.5 million!

I’m more concerned at young McCausland not signing the four year deal. Can see him going the same way as Gilmour and Doak
 

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